The ultimate cocktail...
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Interesting...
Strange how 'the ultimate cocktail' seems to have been read by all as 'Drink most likely to get you utterly hammered'.
In that, erm, spirit (sorry), I found a recipe for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster on the net today:
THE REAL RECIPE:
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink...but...very carefully...
Non-beetelguisian version:
45 ml Polish Pure Spirit (80% spirit from Poland)
120 ml DNA alcoholic spring water (from Australia)
75 ml Frozen gin (gin from the freezer)
1 Bulb nitrous oxide and a home soda stream
25 ml Peppermint Schnapps
1 Berocca tablet
Sprinkle of cinammon
1 olive to garnish
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sounds like a bit of a doozey! lol I have finally thought of the ultimate cocktail that doesn't get you hammered, and tastes amazing!
Canadian Beer.
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My personal Mojito Recipe:
10 ml of sugerwater 1:1 concentration
8 mint leaves
Put these 2 in the glass
Crush the mint leaves with a crusher paddle in the glass
2 lemon slices
Sqeeze these out above the glass and then drop em in
Add 50 ml bacardi superior rum
Fill the glass with crused ice
And top the whole off with club soda water.Tasted awesome and it's the only drink I know that actually makes your breath smell nice.
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Unoriginal, but a favorite of mine.
Kamikaze:
Mix equal parts vodka, Triple Sec and lime juice. Shake well and serve over a glass full of ice.-Tony
poster-Tkessler
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Cement Mixer
One shot glass of Baileys
A tablespoon or two of lime juice on top. (Do not mix).
Swish around in mouth
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Jeff that sounds disgusting! An instant mouth full of curds of sour cream - bet you don't do that twice.
Kelly
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Actually it's not bad. But, it is a fun little surprise for those who don't know what happens when cream and lime juice meet in your mouth.
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My is ''Gemist''
take 0,5 l of white vine and 0,5 l mineral water,and dont leave it a second
drink it imidiately
now answer why to drink it imidiatelly? because to get drunk as soon as possible
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Ivica, I'm now really convinced that we live quite close to each other!
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A little late....but here is my favorite!!
FINLANDIA VODKA + SPRITE (or 7UP)+ LEMON
That's the usual around here...its simply delicious. you drink and drink, and you don't feel anything but a sweet decent flavor in your mouth...but watch out!...after some...its BOOM KO! if you don't take care and let i be....lol
Cheers
poster-Ulises Morales - Joe
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Water cooler conversations are much more lively here.
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Pick the red berry-like fruits from an exotic bush.
Dry them
Peel them.
Toast them.
Mix them with similar fruits from other parts of the globe.
Grind them.
Put the powder in a paper bag.
Use boiling hot water to extract the pitch black juices.
Poor in a ceramic mug.
Add a spoon of a cristalline substance extracted from a beet root or from a bamboo-like grass.
Stir well
Drink it while it's still hot but don't forget to enjoy the fine bouquetposter-Maggy
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Wine vs. Water
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated if
we drink1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E.coli) bacteria found in
feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer
or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.Remember
Water = Poop
Wine = HealthTherefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of crap.There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a
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Eric, if your math would be correct, there would be almost 3 grams of E coli in every liter of water.
Recently the water supply of several towns near Amsterdam were cut off tap water for 2 days because the laboratory had found traces of E coli. I can assure you that these traces were not grams, not even milligrams.
OTOH your intestines need E coli. If you would place a baby in an ultra clean room directly after birth, it would not be able to digest its food.poster-Maggy
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Thanks for that bit of info Maggi. "If you would place a baby in an ultra clean room directly after birth, it would not be able to digest its food."
I alway thought that all of this emphasis on cleanliness, antibiotics and sterilizing everything was getting out of hand.
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