A fun little game.

Paul Russam

Granted but its cleaned by Tracy Emin

I wish I could play the Piano like Jools Holland.

boofredlay

Granted... why do you want to drive baby formula?

I wish I was on the cover of Rolling Stone.

Paul Russam

Granted, under the title:
"Meet the man who gets to wash Slip Knot's Underware"

I wish I had a superpower

solo

Granted 'Fart-Man'

I wish I was fitter..

Paul Russam

Granted, Your now an East German female shot-put champion

I wish I'd never started smoking 20 years ago.

namza

@paul russam said:

Granted, Your now an East German female shot-put champion

I wish I'd never started smoking 20 years ago.

Granted, u had never heard about SU !
I wish i could stop playing that game and work !

todamgood4U

Granted, but now you have so much work you're working 20 hrs a day.

I wish I didn't have so many secrets...

solo

Granted, you are now out of the closet!

I wish I had an F1 GTR.

boofredlay

Granted but it is the new model that runs on plutonium.

I wish my house was automated in every way.

todamgood4U

Granted, but it has taken over the world.

I wish I lived 20,000 years into the future.

guite

Granted, you are the only living being left and only robots for company.

I wish I could see SU camera.

boofredlay

Granted but it has a fisheye lens and you suffer from Vertigo.

I wish I had not eaten so much at lunch today.

todamgood4U

Granted, but all you had to eat was a pea and a crouton.

I wish it were lunch, I'm starving...

architectboy

Granted, you can't do anything else until you eat these 10 sardine sandwiches from the year 2004.

I wish that I had unlimited wishes with no drawbacks, strings attached, downsides, etc.

tomsdesk

Granted...but you are dreaming.

I wish to have "dreams" again.

boofredlay

Granted... 18 months.

I wish I could work out of my home half of the week and still get paid my current salary.

architectboy

Granted, your office is now just out of your home, in the yard, with thunderstorms.

I wish that I had a holograph projector that I can interactively model things with.

boofredlay

Granted but it has a personality and it hates you.

I wish I had 2 more kids.

Daniel

Granted, you have twins but you give birth to them, not your wife.

I wish I were independently wealthy.

Ross Macintosh

Granted, but everyone else is 'more' wealthy so you still feel poor.

I wish I could understand why the Boo wants more kids.