A fun little game.

linea

Granted but Canada is invaded by inch high Hungarians

I wish I knew how to clear my workload.

namza

Granted but Canada is invaded by inch high Hungarians

I wish I knew how to clear my workload.

granded , your workload would be multiplied by 100.

i wish i knew, i wish i knew , what makes me me, what makes you you.

Gaieus

Granted but from now on you will have to repeat everything you say hundreds of times.

I wish I didn't have to work with so many ***holes every day in the office!

Paul Russam

Granted but there's only one toilet per city due to lack of demand.

I wish my boss could plan things properly

Gaieus

Granted but then the first plan of his would be how to fire you.

I wish someone cleaned up my flat.

Paul Russam

Granted but its cleaned by Tracy Emin

I wish I could play the Piano like Jools Holland.

boofredlay

Granted... why do you want to drive baby formula?

I wish I was on the cover of Rolling Stone.

Paul Russam

Granted, under the title:
"Meet the man who gets to wash Slip Knot's Underware"

I wish I had a superpower

solo

Granted 'Fart-Man'

I wish I was fitter..

Paul Russam

Granted, Your now an East German female shot-put champion

I wish I'd never started smoking 20 years ago.

namza

@paul russam said:

Granted, Your now an East German female shot-put champion

I wish I'd never started smoking 20 years ago.

Granted, u had never heard about SU !
I wish i could stop playing that game and work !

todamgood4U

Granted, but now you have so much work you're working 20 hrs a day.

I wish I didn't have so many secrets...

solo

Granted, you are now out of the closet!

I wish I had an F1 GTR.

boofredlay

Granted but it is the new model that runs on plutonium.

I wish my house was automated in every way.

todamgood4U

Granted, but it has taken over the world.

I wish I lived 20,000 years into the future.

guite

Granted, you are the only living being left and only robots for company.

I wish I could see SU camera.

boofredlay

Granted but it has a fisheye lens and you suffer from Vertigo.

I wish I had not eaten so much at lunch today.

todamgood4U

Granted, but all you had to eat was a pea and a crouton.

I wish it were lunch, I'm starving...

architectboy

Granted, you can't do anything else until you eat these 10 sardine sandwiches from the year 2004.

I wish that I had unlimited wishes with no drawbacks, strings attached, downsides, etc.

tomsdesk

Granted...but you are dreaming.

I wish to have "dreams" again.