A fun little game.

solo

Granted and the same applies to your home...

I wish it was Friday...

Gaieus

Granted but all the gutters and sewers will be lead to the sea where you live.

I wish that Vasarely picture (an original one though!) on the opposite wall in my office was mine.

Ross Macintosh

Granted, but every time you look at it you'll shrink an inch.

I wish I could grant wishes without being so mean.

linea

Granted but Canada is invaded by inch high Hungarians

I wish I knew how to clear my workload.

namza

Granted but Canada is invaded by inch high Hungarians

I wish I knew how to clear my workload.

granded , your workload would be multiplied by 100.

i wish i knew, i wish i knew , what makes me me, what makes you you.

Gaieus

Granted but from now on you will have to repeat everything you say hundreds of times.

I wish I didn't have to work with so many ***holes every day in the office!

Paul Russam

Granted but there's only one toilet per city due to lack of demand.

I wish my boss could plan things properly

Gaieus

Granted but then the first plan of his would be how to fire you.

I wish someone cleaned up my flat.

Paul Russam

Granted but its cleaned by Tracy Emin

I wish I could play the Piano like Jools Holland.

boofredlay

Granted... why do you want to drive baby formula?

I wish I was on the cover of Rolling Stone.

Paul Russam

Granted, under the title:
"Meet the man who gets to wash Slip Knot's Underware"

I wish I had a superpower

solo

Granted 'Fart-Man'

I wish I was fitter..

Paul Russam

Granted, Your now an East German female shot-put champion

I wish I'd never started smoking 20 years ago.

namza

@paul russam said:

Granted, Your now an East German female shot-put champion

I wish I'd never started smoking 20 years ago.

Granted, u had never heard about SU !
I wish i could stop playing that game and work !

todamgood4U

Granted, but now you have so much work you're working 20 hrs a day.

I wish I didn't have so many secrets...

solo

Granted, you are now out of the closet!

I wish I had an F1 GTR.

boofredlay

Granted but it is the new model that runs on plutonium.

I wish my house was automated in every way.

todamgood4U

Granted, but it has taken over the world.

I wish I lived 20,000 years into the future.

guite

Granted, you are the only living being left and only robots for company.

I wish I could see SU camera.

boofredlay

Granted but it has a fisheye lens and you suffer from Vertigo.

I wish I had not eaten so much at lunch today.