A fun little game.

Steven Johnson

Granted, but these fat faces are sick of getting pinched by adoring grandparents.

I wish I could identify this melody that has been going through my head for days...

Tobobo

Granted......The tune is the conga but everybody in your office are too boring to participate thus leaving you to sing to yourself Do Do Do lets all do the conga.

I wish I could connect my brain to my computer so there is no need for the slowness of mice and keyboards

solo

Granted you are a human puter, however an upgrade to the new chipset requires surgery, the cost of growing Ram cells is daunting leaving you super slow as upgrading is not financially possible.

I wish I could figure out my network render soon.

Tobobo

Granted....But if i had a clue on what your were on about i'd help, but I don't so there

I wish I could where what I want for work all the time not just Fridays.

solo

Granted, you can now be 'where' you want but must 'wear' a suit.

I wish I had the ability to se the future.

Daniel

Granted, but it distracts you from the present, and you keep bumping into people, things. Noticing this, everyone starts to believe you are mentally disabled.

I wish my boss would pull me off a certain project and give it to someone else.

Tobobo

Granted but the acclaim you would have recived from said project for all your hard work has been given to the tea boy Kevin

I wish I could be Quater-back for Green Bay.

boofredlay

Granted but nobody is collecting those quarters so what is the point.

I wish my cat would solve my mouse problem in the garage.

Daniel

Granted, but when you find your mangled computer mouses (mice?) in the garage, you realize too late your wish wasn't worded specifically enough.

I wish there really were a tea boy (whatever that is) in our office who would take this project - he/she can have what little aclaim there is.

boofredlay

Granted but the next project you get is twice as grueling, daunting, aggrivating and painful. Now you wish you had Tea Boy's project.

I wish my house would clean itself.

Daniel

Granted, but your house has decided to rid itself of its human infestation.

I wish I weren't an only son.

Steven Johnson

Granted, but the family that adopted you could only afford one of you and not the other 6 in the litter.

I wish I were a lumberjack.

Daniel

Granted, but as the Monty Python song goes, you have to wear suspenders, high heels, and a bra.

I wish for once I could answer the phone "S_ and Associates. What the hell do you want?!" and get away with it.

boofredlay

@daniel said:

I wish for once I could answer the phone "S_ and Associates. What the hell do you want?!" and get away with it.

Granted but it is only because tea boy (whatever that is) next to you called.

I wish I did not have to watch what I eat.

tinanne

Granted, but now you can't eat at all and have to watch everyone else eat.

I wish my son's soccer team had won their game yesterday

Steven Johnson

Granted, but that would mean my son would have lost and I can not let you crush his hopes, dreams and aspirations of being the next Zinedine Zidane (just wanted to give you that little heads up).

I only wish I had a son.

Daniel

Granted, but after suffering a crushing defeat from Tinanne's son in soccer, he takes a different career path - he moves to England and becomes a professional office tea boy (whatever that is).

I wish I lived in Hawaii.

architectboy

Granted, but you live in an apartment with a professional tea boy (whatever that is).

I wish that everything I didn't like would vanish, and I don't like tea.

Daniel

Granted, but tea is very popular with some people, especially in England. When it disappears because of your wish, an angry and thirsty mob of tea drinkers, led by a group of unemployed office tea boys (whatever they are), hunt you down and your never heard from again.

I wish my headcold would clear up.

boofredlay

Granted, you now have bronchitis.

I wish I had not eaten the fish tonight...(gurgle in stomach).