A fun little game.
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Granted, your brain can now make scripts and programs with no input from outside sources. On a related note, your scripts and programs no longer produce anything but error messages.
I wish I could eliminate world hunger.
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Granted, but the way that you are able to do it is through complete self-sacrifice, and the day after you die (from starvation) everyone relying on you gets hungry again.
I wish that all viruses, bugs, spy ware, etc. Would vanish and never come back so that I didn't have to have any huge programs to keep them of of my computer.
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Granted, but millions of people around the world, formerly employed by companies that combat such things, are now unemployed. It has a domino effect on the global economy. Google goes bankrupt. There will be no more SketchUp. I hope your satisfied, mister!
I wish one of my contractors would just do all changes for free, so I wouldn't have to deal with his change order proposals.
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Granted, but now he is making hundreds of change orders and implementing them for free withought asking or telling you.
I wish that I did not feel obligated to keep this game going. Why do I, anyway?
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Granted, you start feeling obligated to keep This Game going and start to monopolize the game and upsetting all who have joy in stupid little games like this. Feeling guilty you get a nervous tick in your mouse controlling hand and are told by your doctor that you can never use a computer again.
I wish my vacation would have lasted longer.
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Granted, but whle on vacation your office decides to get rid of all computer programs and go back to DataCAD.....and only DataCAD.
I wish my eye would stop bouncing around. It's giving me a headache.
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Granted but now you're so up on pain killers you can't draw on the blue axis.
I wish I could instantly transport anywhere in the world and therefore say hundreds on transport costs.
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Granted, however the price of teleport visas cost an absolute fortune and the security checks take hours for you to get green light to beam on.
I wish SU7 has organic modelling tools.
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Granted. The tools are so organic that the critters you make will eat your motherboard.
I wish SU 7 had fat faces
Anssi
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Granted, but these fat faces are sick of getting pinched by adoring grandparents.
I wish I could identify this melody that has been going through my head for days...
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Granted......The tune is the conga but everybody in your office are too boring to participate thus leaving you to sing to yourself Do Do Do lets all do the conga.
I wish I could connect my brain to my computer so there is no need for the slowness of mice and keyboards
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Granted you are a human puter, however an upgrade to the new chipset requires surgery, the cost of growing Ram cells is daunting leaving you super slow as upgrading is not financially possible.
I wish I could figure out my network render soon.
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Granted....But if i had a clue on what your were on about i'd help, but I don't so there
I wish I could where what I want for work all the time not just Fridays.
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Granted, you can now be 'where' you want but must 'wear' a suit.
I wish I had the ability to se the future.
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Granted, but it distracts you from the present, and you keep bumping into people, things. Noticing this, everyone starts to believe you are mentally disabled.
I wish my boss would pull me off a certain project and give it to someone else.
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Granted but the acclaim you would have recived from said project for all your hard work has been given to the tea boy Kevin
I wish I could be Quater-back for Green Bay.
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Granted but nobody is collecting those quarters so what is the point.
I wish my cat would solve my mouse problem in the garage.
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Granted, but when you find your mangled computer mouses (mice?) in the garage, you realize too late your wish wasn't worded specifically enough.
I wish there really were a tea boy (whatever that is) in our office who would take this project - he/she can have what little aclaim there is.
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Granted but the next project you get is twice as grueling, daunting, aggrivating and painful. Now you wish you had Tea Boy's project.
I wish my house would clean itself.
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Granted, but your house has decided to rid itself of its human infestation.
I wish I weren't an only son.
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