A fun little game.
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Granted but the acclaim you would have recived from said project for all your hard work has been given to the tea boy Kevin
I wish I could be Quater-back for Green Bay.
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Granted but nobody is collecting those quarters so what is the point.
I wish my cat would solve my mouse problem in the garage.
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Granted, but when you find your mangled computer mouses (mice?) in the garage, you realize too late your wish wasn't worded specifically enough.
I wish there really were a tea boy (whatever that is) in our office who would take this project - he/she can have what little aclaim there is.
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Granted but the next project you get is twice as grueling, daunting, aggrivating and painful. Now you wish you had Tea Boy's project.
I wish my house would clean itself.
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Granted, but your house has decided to rid itself of its human infestation.
I wish I weren't an only son.
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Granted, but the family that adopted you could only afford one of you and not the other 6 in the litter.
I wish I were a lumberjack.
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Granted, but as the Monty Python song goes, you have to wear suspenders, high heels, and a bra.
I wish for once I could answer the phone "S_ and Associates. What the hell do you want?!" and get away with it.
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@daniel said:
I wish for once I could answer the phone "S_ and Associates. What the hell do you want?!" and get away with it.
Granted but it is only because tea boy (whatever that is) next to you called.
I wish I did not have to watch what I eat.
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Granted, but now you can't eat at all and have to watch everyone else eat.
I wish my son's soccer team had won their game yesterday
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Granted, but that would mean my son would have lost and I can not let you crush his hopes, dreams and aspirations of being the next Zinedine Zidane (just wanted to give you that little heads up).
I only wish I had a son.
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Granted, but after suffering a crushing defeat from Tinanne's son in soccer, he takes a different career path - he moves to England and becomes a professional office tea boy (whatever that is).
I wish I lived in Hawaii.
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Granted, but you live in an apartment with a professional tea boy (whatever that is).
I wish that everything I didn't like would vanish, and I don't like tea.
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Granted, but tea is very popular with some people, especially in England. When it disappears because of your wish, an angry and thirsty mob of tea drinkers, led by a group of unemployed office tea boys (whatever they are), hunt you down and your never heard from again.
I wish my headcold would clear up.
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Granted, you now have bronchitis.
I wish I had not eaten the fish tonight...(gurgle in stomach).
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Granted.. but you would have to eat the mice from the garage.
I wish that the tea boy (what that is - some young fresh faced graduate, that has to get the hot drinks in the office like tea or coffee.) would not be misunderstood by those Yankees over the pond.
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Granted, we understand now, but we want to know why there is a royal order of the garter. I mean, the society of important people who keep their socks up? What's up with that?
I wish I could understand other cultures.
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Granted but now you don't understand SketchUp anymore.
I wish my house were paid in full.
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Granted, you live in a house worth $2.00 and it's all paid up.
I wish I could carry a tune (without a bucket).
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Granted. You now have an iPod allowing you to transport many tunes.
I wish I could ride Mike Lucey's new three-wheeled motorcycle thingie.
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Granted. I just asked him and he said you (Ross) are most welcome so long as you pay all expenses for his visit to Canada together with his three-wheeled motorcycle thingie, by first class return flight.
I wish my story telling fun game thread is as popular as this thread.

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