A fun little game.
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Granted but you dispise your customers to no end. So much so that you eventually quit and start a computer virus that shuts down any site referring to anything happy.
I wish my grass would cut itself.
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Granted, but you have to build a small guillotine for every blade to do it.
I wish my project would do itself.
Anssi
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Granted but your project is to design a mini guillotine for cutting grass and who would pay for something like that. Even though the project "did itself" you have to take a loss.
I wish our office laser printer did not streak.
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Granted because nodody should ever have to see a naked laser printer run by.
I wish I had endless beer on tap here at home so I'd never have to buy bottles ever again. (Cans aren't sold on my Island).
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Granted, but it only comes in the form of those "construction" hats with the hoses to drink from.
I wish my ears would stop ringing so loud...I can't hear anything!!
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Granted but then everybody around you starts talkin' really soft which annoys you even further.
I wish I could come over to Ross' place for a bottle or three.
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Granted, but the bottle or three are empty.
I wish i could turn on the TV without seeing a commercial with Peyton Manning in it.
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Granted. Now when you turn on the TV all you see are commercials with Danny and Erik Ainge.
I wish I lived in Knoxville again.
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Granted, but everyone moves away when they realize that you are there again and the place becomes a ghost town.
I wish someone would respond to my post before I leave tonight.
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Granted, but it crashed my computer and everyone else's and now your effort to help us has resulted in great pain.
I wish I could write a ruby script.
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Granted but all you can script is to draw a single line.
I wish Darrel's script worked (and I hadn't overwritten my previous version with this new one - see attached image
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Granted, but it works too well...it works on EVERYTHING you do in SU, whether you want it to or not.
I wish I wasn't so detail oriented (sometimes).
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Granted but now that you can only see the 'big picture' you have to be promoted to 'upper management' because you can no longer produce any work. Seeing the big picture as you do, you find life at the top very pointless and consider suicide. You spend most of your waking moments wishing you were once again detail oriented.
I wish my lawn tractor hadn't ran out of gas. The lawn is only half mowed (Oh the inhumanity!) and I haven't had time to go get more gas.
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granted, it now uses a fuel cell based on the flammable salt water findings earlier this year and you now have to pay a tech 500 dollars a month in maintenance.
I wish I had last weeks and this weeks pay checks in my bank right now. (Im excited to get my 360) And that I had enough music to fill my brand new (and free) 30GB Zune.
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Granted, but all the music on your new Zune is sung by Barney (the big purple dinosaur) and friends.
I wish I knew why Ross looks so surprised in his avatar.
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Granted but don't tell the rest of us, we don't want to know.
I wish I had a laptop.
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Granted, it has 1 kb of hard drive space, a 1 by 1 inch screen, and no internet connection.
@gaieus said:
I wish Darrel's script worked (and I hadn't overwritten my previous version with this new one - see attached image Smile)
Granted, just wait a week or two.
I wish that this computer started up faster.
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granted but now everything else is slow
i wish i knew why i was playing this game
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Granted, but you then wish that you didn't know and that got granted to.
I wish I had a better palm pilot.
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granted, and with new technology it is now the size of your fingernail and you have to have a flat surface to project the image on to "touch Screen", most of the time this is on your girls...um...back.
I wish I had an "Draw Auto House" button on my computer.
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