A fun little game.
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Granted but its caused a rip in the time space continuum. Now because of your selfish wish, your team are all a bunch of old farts without any chance of ever winning again, and Dan Quayle is your President and he's married to Britney Spears.
I wish I was a better listener.
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Granted but then you can only listen to your wife.
I wish my knee didn't hurt...
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Granted, your legs have been cut off.
I wish I didn't take yesterday afternoon off. I feel guilty so I'm back in here this weekend.
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Granted, the time wrap continum bug have been fixed and you are back to yesterday. But you screwed up your work majorly...
I wish India will win the Twenty20 World Cup (Cricket).
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Granted, but they cheat while doing it and are banished from ever playing again.
I wish I had more time and that I could use it well.
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Granted but being a pornstar is more work than it's cracked up to be.
I wish I could appreciate cricket.
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Granted but then you'll be obsessed with the Mondays that never happen.
I wish I had a pizza with my name on it.
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Granted but you don't get to eat it.
I wish my daughter would hurry up eating dinner.
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Granted, but now your family is stuck in fast forward.
I wish I could find a happy medium between whats necessary and whats not in my perfectionist mind.
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Granted but you find out that this game is not necessary and get depressed.
I wish it would start snowing.
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Granted, but the Alabama National Guard comes out to rescue you from the 1/2" of snow. And while they are out, they declare martial law.
I wish I had a green thumb.
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Granted but it is due to a life threatening infection.
I wish people in Alabama knew how to drive in the snow.
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Granted, but only after you'awl come to Canada for some driving lessons. We'll teach you what real beer tastes like too.
I wish those women who grow their fingernails long would realize how stupid & ugly it looks.
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Granted but you'll be the manicurist
I wish I could play the piano
Anssi
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Granted - but you can only play like this. (watch the whole thing & shake along).
I wish for a vacation.
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Granted, you got a one way ticket to an African game reserve of your choice, but just the ticket, no money (paper or plastic), no communication, no nothing, just your instinct to get back.
I wish this thread wasn't so addicting. Thank God, its one of those very, very few things addictive which is not harmful.
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You're granted but from now on it'll be harmful for you to visit.
I wish I weren't too lazy to go downstairs for a beer.
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@unknownuser said:
Granted but when u get downstairs ur beer has turned to warm goats milk.
It didn'T!
@unknownuser said:
I wish tommorrow wasn't Monday.
Granted so from now on every day will be a Friday for you.
Edit: I forgot to wish, so I wish tomorrow would still be Saturday!
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Granted, but everyday is Saturday and your unemployed.
I wish it was 70 degrees year round in Alabama and I still lived here.
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Granted but this spring only lasts 3 days and that just sucks.
I wish for a great game of golf tomorrow.
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