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    todamgood4U
    last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 17:19

    Granted, but good thing I'm also wearing my rubber chicken clothing as well...and since I am far more intelligent, I can "matrix-like" control the bullets and aim them at whoever I wanted blasting them with a multitude of shots that penatrate even the toughest of rubber for I am Intelligent Rubber Man, happy as the rest of the world, except you, who gets to live the life of everyones unhappiness.

    I wish I could go downstairs from my office and have sushi for lunch...it smells so yummy.

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      Daniel
      last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 17:19

      Granted. But I prepared the sushi. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

      I wish it were 5:30 (quitting time) right now.

      My avatar is an anachronism.

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        todamgood4U
        last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 17:20

        Granted, for me...you get to keep working to pick up my slack. You know, that's a great idea....I'm taking the afternoon off. Later!

        Oh yea, I wish everyone could come with me. We could have an end of summer party down at the lake!

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          SchreiberBike
          last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 17:20

          Granted. We are all there. In very small bathing suits. And you are blinded by our pasty white skin and pudgy bodies. Except for a few who are heartbreakingly beautiful and you can't see them due to the blindness caused by the rest.

          I wish I could go to and end of the summer party by the lake.

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            boofredlay
            last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 17:20

            Granted but it is only 10 min. long.

            I wish I could play golf like Tiger Woods.

            http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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              Daniel
              last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 17:21

              Granted, but it's putt-putt golf.

              I wish FormFonts would make custom people components that look like us.

              My avatar is an anachronism.

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                SchreiberBike
                last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 17:23

                Granted. You now look like this

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                I wish I were an architect.

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                  boofredlay
                  last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 17:24

                  Granted but now Rugby has become the most hated sport worldwide and Ireland is none too proud.

                  I wish the Tennessee Volunteers had not lost to Florida last week. (SEC College Football)

                  http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                    Ross Macintosh
                    last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 17:24

                    Granted but its caused a rip in the time space continuum. Now because of your selfish wish, your team are all a bunch of old farts without any chance of ever winning again, and Dan Quayle is your President and he's married to Britney Spears.

                    I wish I was a better listener.

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                      Gaieus
                      last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 17:24

                      Granted but then you can only listen to your wife.

                      I wish my knee didn't hurt...

                      Gai...

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                        todamgood4U
                        last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 17:25

                        Granted, your legs have been cut off.

                        I wish I didn't take yesterday afternoon off. I feel guilty so I'm back in here this weekend.

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                          guite
                          last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 17:25

                          Granted, the time wrap continum bug have been fixed and you are back to yesterday. But you screwed up your work majorly...

                          I wish India will win the Twenty20 World Cup (Cricket).

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                            architectboy
                            last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 17:28

                            Granted, but they cheat while doing it and are banished from ever playing again.

                            I wish I had more time and that I could use it well.

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                              Ross Macintosh
                              last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 17:29

                              Granted but being a pornstar is more work than it's cracked up to be.

                              I wish I could appreciate cricket.

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                                Ross Macintosh
                                last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 19:09

                                Granted but then you'll be obsessed with the Mondays that never happen.

                                I wish I had a pizza with my name on it.

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                                  boofredlay
                                  last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 19:09

                                  Granted but you don't get to eat it.

                                  I wish my daughter would hurry up eating dinner.

                                  http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                                    todamgood4U
                                    last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 19:09

                                    Granted, but now your family is stuck in fast forward.

                                    I wish I could find a happy medium between whats necessary and whats not in my perfectionist mind.

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                                      boofredlay
                                      last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 19:10

                                      Granted but you find out that this game is not necessary and get depressed.

                                      I wish it would start snowing.

                                      http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                                        SchreiberBike
                                        last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 19:10

                                        Granted, but the Alabama National Guard comes out to rescue you from the 1/2" of snow. And while they are out, they declare martial law.

                                        I wish I had a green thumb.

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                                          boofredlay
                                          last edited by 18 Jan 2008, 19:10

                                          Granted but it is due to a life threatening infection.

                                          I wish people in Alabama knew how to drive in the snow.

                                          http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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