A fun little game.

SchreiberBike · 18 Jan 2008, 17:23

Granted. You now look like this

I wish I were an architect.

boofredlay · 18 Jan 2008, 17:24

Granted but now Rugby has become the most hated sport worldwide and Ireland is none too proud.

I wish the Tennessee Volunteers had not lost to Florida last week. (SEC College Football)

Ross Macintosh · 18 Jan 2008, 17:24

Granted but its caused a rip in the time space continuum. Now because of your selfish wish, your team are all a bunch of old farts without any chance of ever winning again, and Dan Quayle is your President and he's married to Britney Spears.

I wish I was a better listener.

Gaieus · 18 Jan 2008, 17:24

Granted but then you can only listen to your wife.

I wish my knee didn't hurt...

todamgood4U · 18 Jan 2008, 17:25

Granted, your legs have been cut off.

I wish I didn't take yesterday afternoon off. I feel guilty so I'm back in here this weekend.

guite · 18 Jan 2008, 17:25

Granted, the time wrap continum bug have been fixed and you are back to yesterday. But you screwed up your work majorly...

I wish India will win the Twenty20 World Cup (Cricket).

architectboy · 18 Jan 2008, 17:28

Granted, but they cheat while doing it and are banished from ever playing again.

I wish I had more time and that I could use it well.

Ross Macintosh · 18 Jan 2008, 17:29

Granted but being a pornstar is more work than it's cracked up to be.

I wish I could appreciate cricket.

Ross Macintosh · 18 Jan 2008, 19:09

Granted but then you'll be obsessed with the Mondays that never happen.

I wish I had a pizza with my name on it.

boofredlay · 18 Jan 2008, 19:09

Granted but you don't get to eat it.

I wish my daughter would hurry up eating dinner.

todamgood4U · 18 Jan 2008, 19:09

Granted, but now your family is stuck in fast forward.

I wish I could find a happy medium between whats necessary and whats not in my perfectionist mind.

boofredlay · 18 Jan 2008, 19:10

Granted but you find out that this game is not necessary and get depressed.

I wish it would start snowing.

SchreiberBike · 18 Jan 2008, 19:10

Granted, but the Alabama National Guard comes out to rescue you from the 1/2" of snow. And while they are out, they declare martial law.

I wish I had a green thumb.

boofredlay · 18 Jan 2008, 19:10

Granted but it is due to a life threatening infection.

I wish people in Alabama knew how to drive in the snow.

Ross Macintosh · 18 Jan 2008, 19:11

Granted, but only after you'awl come to Canada for some driving lessons. We'll teach you what real beer tastes like too.

I wish those women who grow their fingernails long would realize how stupid & ugly it looks.

Anssi · 18 Jan 2008, 19:11

Granted but you'll be the manicurist

I wish I could play the piano

Anssi

Ross Macintosh · 18 Jan 2008, 19:12

Granted - but you can only play like this . (watch the whole thing & shake along).

I wish for a vacation.

guite · 18 Jan 2008, 19:13

Granted, you got a one way ticket to an African game reserve of your choice, but just the ticket, no money (paper or plastic), no communication, no nothing, just your instinct to get back.

I wish this thread wasn't so addicting. Thank God, its one of those very, very few things addictive which is not harmful.

Gaieus · 18 Jan 2008, 19:14

You're granted but from now on it'll be harmful for you to visit.

I wish I weren't too lazy to go downstairs for a beer.

Gaieus · 18 Jan 2008, 19:18

@unknownuser said:

Granted but when u get downstairs ur beer has turned to warm goats milk.

It didn'T!

@unknownuser said:

I wish tommorrow wasn't Monday.

Granted so from now on every day will be a Friday for you.

Edit: I forgot to wish, so I wish tomorrow would still be Saturday!