A fun little game.
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Granted, but good thing I'm also wearing my rubber chicken clothing as well...and since I am far more intelligent, I can "matrix-like" control the bullets and aim them at whoever I wanted blasting them with a multitude of shots that penatrate even the toughest of rubber for I am Intelligent Rubber Man, happy as the rest of the world, except you, who gets to live the life of everyones unhappiness.
I wish I could go downstairs from my office and have sushi for lunch...it smells so yummy.
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Granted. But I prepared the sushi. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish it were 5:30 (quitting time) right now.
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Granted, for me...you get to keep working to pick up my slack. You know, that's a great idea....I'm taking the afternoon off. Later!
Oh yea, I wish everyone could come with me. We could have an end of summer party down at the lake!
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Granted. We are all there. In very small bathing suits. And you are blinded by our pasty white skin and pudgy bodies. Except for a few who are heartbreakingly beautiful and you can't see them due to the blindness caused by the rest.
I wish I could go to and end of the summer party by the lake.
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Granted but it is only 10 min. long.
I wish I could play golf like Tiger Woods.
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Granted, but it's putt-putt golf.
I wish FormFonts would make custom people components that look like us.
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Granted. You now look like this
I wish I were an architect.
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Granted but now Rugby has become the most hated sport worldwide and Ireland is none too proud.
I wish the Tennessee Volunteers had not lost to Florida last week. (SEC College Football)
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Granted but its caused a rip in the time space continuum. Now because of your selfish wish, your team are all a bunch of old farts without any chance of ever winning again, and Dan Quayle is your President and he's married to Britney Spears.
I wish I was a better listener.
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Granted but then you can only listen to your wife.
I wish my knee didn't hurt...
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Granted, your legs have been cut off.
I wish I didn't take yesterday afternoon off. I feel guilty so I'm back in here this weekend.
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Granted, the time wrap continum bug have been fixed and you are back to yesterday. But you screwed up your work majorly...
I wish India will win the Twenty20 World Cup (Cricket).
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Granted, but they cheat while doing it and are banished from ever playing again.
I wish I had more time and that I could use it well.
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Granted but being a pornstar is more work than it's cracked up to be.
I wish I could appreciate cricket.
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Granted but then you'll be obsessed with the Mondays that never happen.
I wish I had a pizza with my name on it.
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Granted but you don't get to eat it.
I wish my daughter would hurry up eating dinner.
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Granted, but now your family is stuck in fast forward.
I wish I could find a happy medium between whats necessary and whats not in my perfectionist mind.
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Granted but you find out that this game is not necessary and get depressed.
I wish it would start snowing.
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Granted, but the Alabama National Guard comes out to rescue you from the 1/2" of snow. And while they are out, they declare martial law.
I wish I had a green thumb.
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Granted but it is due to a life threatening infection.
I wish people in Alabama knew how to drive in the snow.
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