A fun little game.
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granted: but it was so well formed it was Too Damn Good for you! Holla!
I wish I could plug my head into a computer database to learn things faster, like the matrix.
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Granted but now you know everything and frankly you are too depressed to do anything.
I wish my body were getting younger and not older.
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Granted, but either way you will still eventually end up in diapers.
I wish I could have one project pass the State Fire Marshal's review on the first submission.
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Granted but your building catches fire the week it is open and burns completely to the ground.
I wish that I was not plagued with O.C.D. (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
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Granted but now my wife is and she is driving me nuts.
I wish I had not answered my own post.
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Granted, but now you can't answer any posts...not even in a correct sentence.
I wish I could video tape aliens without being probed.
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Granted, but the second you stop recording they will probe you.
I wish I were proficient in rendering apps.
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Granted but now nobody likes CG.
I wish my cat would stop chasing the mouse cursor and walking on my keyboard.
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Granted...but now it lies on the side (like mine) and block the fan so you overheat and lockup (like mine).
I wish time was in step with life: two steps forward, one step back.
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Granted, not granted.
I wish I could stop spending hours designing things and then have the client change their minds at the last minute.
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granted, but you no longer have any clients, or any work.
I wish women were easier to understand.
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Granted,women are replaced with SU. Hmm strange how not many women contribute to this forum.
I wish I could justify starting my working day by playing this game.
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Granted, get to work an hour early and get to it.
I wish that mouse had not used my left jobsite boot as a bathroom.
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Granted, instead it used the right one.
I wish I never had to sleep (unless I wanted to), had a choice of how many hours I work in a week, made at least 20 dollars an hour, had no taxes, and everything else in my life stayed the same.
(good luck with that)
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Granted. You don't have to sleep. But you die from exhaustion after a week, so the rest is moot.
I wish I had today off, with pay.
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Granted, but now you have to work all weekend without pay.
I wish I wasn't so tired today.
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Granted, but now you are awake 23.5hrs everyday
I wish I could stop following this post (cracking me up)
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Granted, but now you have to stay up 23.5 hrs a day with me.
I wish I was done with my work so I could go play.
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Granted, but you have nowhere to go
I wish rubber chickens could fly
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Granted, but now rubber chickens are being shot and killed for their rubber and made into clothing.
I wish society wasn't so concerned with my life.
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