I Hate My Job
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This was e-mailed to me. Thought it humorous...
When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, [even if retired you have those
sometimes] try this:On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very
sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open
the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table
or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.Now the fun part begins .
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice
that in small print there is a statement:'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and
then sanitized. 'Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not< BR>work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT
IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS! -
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LOL
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Hmm "and then sanitized" there is always the possibility of human error what if one or two leave the factory with this step omited....I think that's called double dipping....OK I do have a sick sense of humor.
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oh my, that is crazy. I cannot place the type of people doing that, oh no...LOL.
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Oh no! I had a horrible thought....what if they mix up the rectal and oral thermometers?!
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Oh, that is awful
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Assuming that from Rectal Thermometer Tester, the only way is up, I'm just trying to think what you could possibly put down on your resume for your next job....that wouldn't cause you to be the butt of many jokes or make a complete ass out of yourself.
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I suppose it's one way of knowing if you are hot or not.
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This could be your next job.
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