Did you know

[trs]

Beer contains female hormones

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The
theory
is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoestrogens) and
that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1
hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary. Send this to the men
you
know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

[alan wood]

Just about to have dinner. I think I'll try a beer. The two of us will make sense then.

Alan

[JuanV.Soler]

you are going to get in trouble trs

[rhankc]

arghhh....argghhh...arrgggghhhh