Dear Santa...
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Dear Santa, this year I wish for a thick wallet and a slim body
and not the other way around like you must have thought last year. -
The problem with today is when I was a lad your wallet got thinner as I spent money... but now it gets fatter as I spend money, as it gathers credit/debit-card receipts and I get poorer

My you not get what you wish for... but rather what you need...
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