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    • B Offline
      BTM
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      "Can't you speak english? Yes I am!" ๐Ÿ˜†

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      • jeff hammondJ Offline
        jeff hammond
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        that stuff is funny because of the language barrier.. it's not like the people making the signs are automatically stupid..

        these people are automatically stupid:

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          Ecuadorian
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          @unknownuser said:

          that stuff is funny because of the language barrier.. it's not like the people making the signs are automatically stupid.

          Don't worry, I have the highest respect for Japan and the rest of Asia. In fact, I understand a little Japanese and I'm sure the native speakers would LOL and ROFL at how I speak and write.

          -Miguel Lescano
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            HFM
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            @unknownuser said:

            ...And Morel predicts the next big tattoo fad people will want off.

            "It's like the lower-back tattoo โ€” the tramp stamp โ€” probably will be."

            I don't know who came up with the 'tramp stamp' but he/she is a pure genius! ๐Ÿ˜„

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            • DanielD Offline
              Daniel
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              Hmmmmm.....there are probably some people on the other side of the world looking at websites illustrating how the Western world makes hilarious mistakes with the Chinese/Japanese language, and rolling on the floor laughing their asses off.

              My avatar is an anachronism.

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                Anssi
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                @daniel said:

                Hmmmmm.....there are probably some people on the other side of the world looking at websites illustrating how the Western world makes hilarious mistakes with the Chinese/Japanese language, and rolling on the floor laughing their asses off.

                On the Engrish site I once found a link to a site that did just that. For instance, some tattoos were funny in a way their bearers could scarcely have intended...

                Anssi

                securi adversus homines, securi adversus deos rem difficillimam adsecuti sunt, ut illis ne voto quidem opus esset

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                • FrederikF Offline
                  Frederik
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                  Thanks, Miguel...!!!
                  Just what I needed... ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†
                  Cracked me up several times... Especially the comments made in pink text... ๐Ÿคฃ

                  Cheers
                  Kim Frederik

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                  • IdahoJI Offline
                    IdahoJ
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                    Great find! ROTFLMAO! Bookmarked for sure!

                    The next time I go to my favorite sushi joint, I think I'll show the owner a copy of the "Health Demolition Tofu Recipe". She's 100% Japanese and I know she'll get a great laugh out of it.

                    Heck, why not? She suffers through my broken Japanese on a regular basis!

                    Cheers!

                    "For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen."

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                    • Alan FraserA Offline
                      Alan Fraser
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                      One of my all time favourites.
                      http://www.engrish.com/2008/06/thats-no-hockey-puck/

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                      • J Offline
                        Jackson
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                        I can personally verify the attached as I took the photo of a menu outside a restaurant in Kobe a few months ago. I quite admired their logic, they obviously realised they were unable to translate it correctly, so if in doubt why be specific? ๐Ÿ˜†

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                        Japanese bar names are a treasure trove of absolutely bizarre English- pretty much every single building entrance in any Japanese downtown area is plastered with dozens of signs for a plethora of tiny bars hidden away on upper floors. Almost without exception the bars have English names even though non-Japanese are often unwelcome and as even a small city has probably tens of thousands of these miniscule drinking dens they have to be very imaginative to come up with anything original.... very imaginative indeed.

                        http://gaijintonic.com/2007/05/21/bizarre-bar-names/

                        Jackson

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