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    • StinkieS Offline
      Stinkie
      last edited by

      @ross macintosh said:

      If you win but are too frightened to give me your postal address, don't worry. I will eat the fish for you and send the postcard to the White House in Washington.

      I haven't managed to come up with a caption yet, but I would like to point out I find the above extremely thoughtful and gentlemanlike. 👍

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      • soloS Offline
        solo
        last edited by

        ....and now they are down to only three candidates for 'dedicated drunk driver'.

        http://www.solos-art.com

        If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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        • Dave RD Offline
          Dave R
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          "One more for the road."
          "I'll also have one more...for the...hic...road."
          "Ah, what the hell. Gimme two. He's driving"

          Etaoin Shrdlu

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          (THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE)

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          • P Offline
            pav_3j
            last edited by

            hands up those who have posted in my projects and WIPs, despite knowing it was a waste of time and bandwidth?

            sorry, couldn't resist.

            Pav

            Just won the 'Who is Least Competitive Championships' where trying to win will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.

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            • B Offline
              bellwells
              last edited by

              "Everyone ready to leave?"
              "No, I have to go number 1"
              "And I have to go number 2"

              Ron

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              • L Offline
                linea
                last edited by

                "Push-pull is the one with the arrow on"

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                • soloS Offline
                  solo
                  last edited by

                  It's an age old Hungarian drinking game where good friends get together and pick their noses, the person with the biggest booger then nominates anyone at the table to down a drink. Csaba looks a little wasted, that's because he picked all the good ones on the way to the pub.

                  http://www.solos-art.com

                  If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                  • S Offline
                    Stu
                    last edited by

                    Eh..Pete..Really!!

                    http://www.landesign.com.au

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                    • soloS Offline
                      solo
                      last edited by

                      Yeah, it's in bad taste... I got nothing 😆

                      http://www.solos-art.com

                      If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                      • J Offline
                        Jackson
                        last edited by

                        "Here we see a traditional Hungarian scene, a lively debate in one of the country's many hostelries, culminating in a ballot to determine whether it was a good idea or not to order pints of vodka for all those present. As usual the Pozsárkó twins are in agreement and register an emphatic "YES!""

                        (Seriously Csaba, what is that you're all drinking? It looks suspiciously like...... water 😮 )

                        Jackson

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                        • GaieusG Offline
                          Gaieus
                          last edited by

                          Nice one, Rossy Baby... 😉
                          At the end,I will tell you what it exactly was about 😄

                          @jackson said:

                          (Seriously Csaba, what is that you're all drinking? It looks suspiciously like...... water 😮 )

                          It's actually wine and water ("soda" water). Very nice during the hot summer days. 👍

                          Gai...

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                          • R Offline
                            Ross Macintosh
                            last edited by

                            Of-camera Waiter: "Last Call! Who wants another girlie drink?"
                            Csaba: "One more for me & my pink panties!"
                            Friend Number One: "One more for me - I've got a g-string!"
                            Friend Number Two: "Better make mine a double! - I'm going commando!"

                            Friend in White T-shirt: far too busy thinking about that g-string to place an order.

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                            • soloS Offline
                              solo
                              last edited by

                              Csaba may not have gotten a VIP invite to the 'last supper', but he sure as hell did not miss the 'last piss-up'


                              http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/7203/csabadrunkssj7.jpg

                              http://www.solos-art.com

                              If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                              • GaieusG Offline
                                Gaieus
                                last edited by

                                Ah, the Panthokrator! 😄

                                Gai...

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                                • F Offline
                                  fella77
                                  last edited by

                                  "Who at this table is wearing womans undergarments..raise your hand, and indicate how many pieces you are wearing" 😮

                                  Progress (about ¼% done)

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                                  • D Offline
                                    Double Espresso
                                    last edited by

                                    Did you hear about the Hungarian Archeologist who went to a bar and left the place in ruins.

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                                    • B Offline
                                      bellwells
                                      last edited by

                                      @teezer said:

                                      "Rock!"
                                      "Scissors!"
                                      "Uuhh.. Stick?"

                                      So far, this is my favorite. Good one Terry.

                                      Ron

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                                      • DanielD Offline
                                        Daniel
                                        last edited by

                                        Five rounds of beer with your friends in your favorite bar: $100
                                        Digital camera: $130
                                        Having your drunken picture posted on the Sketchucation Forum: Priceless

                                        My avatar is an anachronism.

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                                        • Jean LemireJ Offline
                                          Jean Lemire
                                          last edited by

                                          Hi folks.

                                          Csaba ask for one more drink. The gentlemeni in front of him answers "only one ?". The gentlemen to Csaba's left (whose hand is obscuring part of his face) adds "Hey folks, ... hic ... two for me and I drive you back at the end of the evening".

                                          Just joking 😉

                                          Jean (Johnny) Lemire from Repentigny, Quebec, Canada.

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                                          • M Offline
                                            mateo soletic
                                            last edited by

                                            😆


                                            02.jpg

                                            [Concept Illustrations](http://concept-illustrations.com/)

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