A Fun Little Game, Part the Third
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Granted but you have filed away your detailed list of where everything is and now cannot find anything.
I wish I did not have to diet to maintain a healthy weight.
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granted, but your now a fitness fanatic and you have to run everywhere.
I wish i could have a driving lesson in the next 6 weeks.
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Granted, only the lesson is on a Big Wheel, not a car.
I wish it would rain today and tomorrow, so I'd have an excuse not to mow the grass.
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Granted, but instead you have to go out with a pair of tweezers and pluck each excessively large blade of grass by hand.
i wish someone would think of a way to stop me posting too much in this topic. (im gonna turn in to the wish fairy at this rate!)
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Granted. I know of a way but it would mean you get banned

I wish Six Flags over Georgia were Six Flags over Huntsville AL so I did not have to drive 4 hours tomorrow.
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Granted, but when you get there, you find out it's Gay Day at Six Flags over Huntsville. And you see your friends and neighbors in a whole new way....that you wish you hadn't.
I wish i get my SU project finished this weekend so i can post it.
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Granted, but your not happy with it.
I wish i had a chance to go and work on my tandem.
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Granted but that would mean you could not be in front of your computer posting on the SCF

I wish my wife were not so stressed about her assignment right now.
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Granted, but shes way too relaxed about everything and wont even get otu of bed in the morning.
I wish i could type properly.
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Granted, but "properly" is now the only word you can type.
I wish all my programs would load themselves into my new computer.
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Granted, but in doing so a load of other programs are installed that are nigh on impossible to get rid of, and seem to randomly suck up all your processing power at inconvenient times.
I wish i could be bothered to do a clean install on my comp.
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Granted, but now Chuck Norris has decided that only he can do clean installs and has roundhoused you computer.
I wish that I wouldn't get sucked into this game again (Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
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granted, but now tou get hooked on crack instead
i wish i weren't so irresistable to women
pav
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granted, but now it gets difficult to hide the fact, that you are gay...
I wish Nintendo Wii had a motion capture body suite...
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granted, but now you can't fit in it
i wish i had a cup of tea in front of me
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Granted, but there is a mouse in the cup.
I wish I could be taller.
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granted, but now you can't fit in the ยฃ1m supercar you won in a random prise draw
i wish i were on the beach and not in front of this pc at work
pav
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Granted, but you shouldn't have winked at that big sand kicking bully's girl cause he's bearing down on you!!!!
I wish I had a few bucks to spare.
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Granted, you now have a few male deer, to "spare", whatever is meant by that. Oh yeah, and they are in rut, too.
I wish I didn't have to work at the office tonight (on someone else's project, at that!).
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Granted, you are off tonight. However for the next 27 days you have to work 18 hours a day or you are fired.
I wish the house cleaning would just do itself.

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