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      Ross Macintosh
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      Hi I'm a SU artist and I'd like a modelling job. I do glamour, commercial, and runway work, but no lingerie, swimwear, nudity, or private modelling.

      Serious offers will be entertained.

      Regards, Ross

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        otb designworks
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        Send over some headshots; we may be interested in using you for a future photoshoot 😄

        Cheers, Chuck

        OTB Designworks is on Youtube

        6 core nMP, 32 gig RAM, (2) D700 GPU's, dual monitors

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          Sorry Ross, but that reminded me of this old commercial...

          poster-RoyBrown

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            Shaun Tennant
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            Dear Ross MacIntosh,
            Thank you for meeting with my team and search committee regaridn your qualifications for the modelling position

            We were fortunate to have several qualified candidates for this position. We oogled each of the top candidates and after careful consideration, we have determined that the "credentials" of another candidate are a better fit to the needs of this department.

            Please accept our best wishes and thank you for your interest in our company.

            Cordially,
            Shaun...

            PS we gave the job to kannonball - look at those arms..

            Whether they find a life there or not, I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet.

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              Ross Macintosh
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              Shaun -- clearly you've had a lot of rejection letters. 😄

              Roy -- that Russian model had a sweet gig. She didn't even have to change outfits. I'd like a runway gig like that!

              kannonbal -- I don't accept being "used". I am a pro and I demand respect.

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                bellwells
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                Ross,

                I've been meaning to say this for some time now: you are a dead ringer for my brother-in-law. Are you sure you're not married to my sister?

                Ron

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                  Ross Macintosh
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                  I'm not sure Ron. Is your brother-in-law smart, creative and unusually handsome just like me? Is your sister's name Heather? My wife's name is Heather. If not then maybe there's another explanation...

                  Do you believe in doppelgangers? Perhaps I have an evil twin that I don't know about.

                  Regards, Ross

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                    otb designworks
                    last edited by

                    perhaps you are the evil twin.......... 😄

                    Cheers, Chuck

                    OTB Designworks is on Youtube

                    6 core nMP, 32 gig RAM, (2) D700 GPU's, dual monitors

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                      bellwells
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                      Ross, LOL. No, my sister's name is not Heather. It's Dawn. Seriously, there is a uncanny, almost spooky, resemblance. Maybe is the watercolor feel of your avatar.

                      Ron

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                        Alan Fraser
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                        That's not a watercolour effect Ron. He really looks like that.

                        3D Figures
                        Were you required to walk 500 miles? Were you advised to walk 500 more?
                        You could be entitled to compensation. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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                          Ross Macintosh
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                          Yes I look all blotchy and half my face is very pale...

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                            boofredlay
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                            How did you get to looking like that? Was it all the milk fed veal and cauliflower?

                            http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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