A Fun Little Game, Continued...
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Granted but know you have to some how return all the milk you have drunk to combat the brittle
I wish that people realised that Christmas wasn't about presents and really about the birth of Jesus.
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Granted and now you won't get any presents for Christmas although you have spent a fortune on buying presents for others.
I wish I had finished the translation the deadline of which expired more than a month and a half ago...
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Granted, but you translated it into the wrong language, so you get to do it all over again.
I wish this @!/*%?+ project was finished!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Granted... finished, you are paid, clients are happy. Now they want to make changes.
I wish my back did not hurt every time I sit on the floor for more than 30 min.
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Granted... But now your back hurts everytime you stand up. Sorry!
This Christmas I wish, I wish, I wish I get a soapdish.
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Granted, but you can't have any soap. Your friends pretend not to be offended for a short time, but soon no one can stand to be near you.
I wish people would be rational when they argue.
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Granted but you become irrational and lose every arguement
I wish that i could find some time to finish my gingerbread house!
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Granted but you don't win.
I wish I could emit light from my fingers.
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Granted - you can emit light from your fingers. Push them into a light socket and you'll see it is true.
I wish blue cheese wasn't blue as I'm not fond of blue food products (except blueberries).
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Granted. Your bleu cheese is covered with a yummy gray fuzz. Bon apetit.
I wish I didn't have a cold, so I can enjoy my bottle of Bailey's without it interacting with cold medicine.
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Granted but in doing so you have stumbled onto the cure for the common cold and get hunted by every pharm company in the world....Sorry
I wish that I could beat the Dolphins on NFL Street 1 so that I can move to NFL Street 3 without the guilt of leaving the game unfinshed.
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Granted, but I don't know what the hell you are talking about, so it doesn't count.
I wish I knew what to buy with all the billions of dollars I made from discovering the cure for the common cold.
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Granted but as the annoying advert sung, You have to buy the world a Coke.
You'll all be relived to know that my wish came true and beat the Miami Dolphins 38-10
I wish that I could decide on which digital SLR to get.
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Granted but nobody else cares because this topic dropped to page 7
I wish I were home right now.
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Granted, but no one else is home, and you soon succumb to loneliness and ennui.
I wish we (the U.S.) had better presidential candidates.
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Granted but you are incredibly ill on election day and don't get to vote.
I wish I had the current Websters dictionary and current Roget's thesaurus memorized.
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Granted -- all memorized but you start using really big words all the time and soon nobody wants to talk with you. Also the folks at the drive-thru restaurant cannot understand one word you say and are unable to process your orders. You are very hungry now.
I wish my curried soup was more SPICY! I feel robbed.
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Granted. The Spice Girls are swimming in your soup.
I wish it would snow here. A lot. So I could have a four-day weekend.
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Granted, but you can't get out of the house and all you have to eat is Raman Noodles.
I wish I had an occasion to use that big hulking walking Smiley Guy in a message.
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Granted, you just did, now stop it.
I wish I could move my desk into one of the recently vacated offices here.
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