A Fun Little Game, Continued...

boofredlay

Granted. Now you wish you knew her less

I wish my brother had not just quit his job because it was difficult.

Tobobo

Granted but now he works so hard that he put all your hard work to shame.

I wish (pray) that Boofredlay's brother would find a job he likes and sticks at.

Daniel

Granted. He introduces the concept of the office tea boy to the United States. But he puts a southern twist on it - the office sweet-tea boy.
(for those who may not know, sweet tea is popular in the southern US - take about a gallon of tea and add an unwholsome amount of sugar, so that it is sickly sweet)

I wish happy holidays to all the forum members.

boofredlay

@daniel said:

I wish happy holidays to all the forum members.

Granted and they all wish you would get off the Country Crack (Sweet tea and biscuits).

I wish I had a puppy.

remus

granted, but you get its by 1 get 100 free at the puppy store, so youve got 101 puppies.

i wish i didnt have as much work to do...

Ross Macintosh

Okay. Granted. Now you have no work to do - but you are bored silly. Because of your wish you can't even make up something to do. (Your wish turned into a curse).

I wish I had my Christmas shopping done.

boofredlay

Granted, but why did you get everyone on your list dog biscuits

I wish I had not eaten as much peanut brittle just now

Tobobo

Granted but know you have to some how return all the milk you have drunk to combat the brittle

I wish that people realised that Christmas wasn't about presents and really about the birth of Jesus.

Gaieus

Granted and now you won't get any presents for Christmas although you have spent a fortune on buying presents for others.

I wish I had finished the translation the deadline of which expired more than a month and a half ago...

Daniel

Granted, but you translated it into the wrong language, so you get to do it all over again.

I wish this @!/*%?+ project was finished!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

boofredlay

Granted... finished, you are paid, clients are happy. Now they want to make changes.

I wish my back did not hurt every time I sit on the floor for more than 30 min.

Ross Macintosh

Granted... But now your back hurts everytime you stand up. Sorry!

This Christmas I wish, I wish, I wish I get a soapdish.

SchreiberBike

Granted, but you can't have any soap. Your friends pretend not to be offended for a short time, but soon no one can stand to be near you.

I wish people would be rational when they argue.

Tobobo

Granted but you become irrational and lose every arguement

I wish that i could find some time to finish my gingerbread house!

boofredlay

Granted but you don't win.

I wish I could emit light from my fingers.

Ross Macintosh

Granted - you can emit light from your fingers. Push them into a light socket and you'll see it is true.

I wish blue cheese wasn't blue as I'm not fond of blue food products (except blueberries).

Daniel

Granted. Your bleu cheese is covered with a yummy gray fuzz. Bon apetit.

I wish I didn't have a cold, so I can enjoy my bottle of Bailey's without it interacting with cold medicine.

Tobobo

Granted but in doing so you have stumbled onto the cure for the common cold and get hunted by every pharm company in the world....Sorry

I wish that I could beat the Dolphins on NFL Street 1 so that I can move to NFL Street 3 without the guilt of leaving the game unfinshed.

Daniel

Granted, but I don't know what the hell you are talking about, so it doesn't count.

I wish I knew what to buy with all the billions of dollars I made from discovering the cure for the common cold.

Tobobo

Granted but as the annoying advert sung, You have to buy the world a Coke.

You'll all be relived to know that my wish came true and beat the Miami Dolphins 38-10

I wish that I could decide on which digital SLR to get.