A Fun Little Game, Continued...

david_h

Granted . . .but the smiles are vertical.

I wish my new glasses would get here! I can't see a blessed thing!!!

GoldenFrog

Granted. 'Fraid you have a bad postal service, as their lenses have fallen out and broken.

I wish for manicotti

boofredlay

Let's resurrect this one...

@unknownuser said:

I wish for manicotti

Granted but now your jaw has been wired shut so you have to blend it into a liquid and drink it.

I wish I could find a comfortable work chair.

juju

@boofredlay said:

Let's resurrect this one...

I wish I could find a comfortable work chair.

Granted, just remove the resurrection zombie from it first.

zombie on work chair.jpg

I wish I could find the common sense my (soon to be ex) wife lost somewhere along the way.

boofredlay

Granted but you find it in your (soon to be ex) mother-in-law's underwear drawer.

I wish I did not have to have a cavity filled Wednesday.

JQL

Granted, but now it will stay void.

I wish I didn't find this thread!

Rich O Brien

Granted, you've now lost viewing privileges for this topic.

I wish Windows 10 would stop changing my keyboard so " becomes @ and @ becomes /

Mike Amos

Granted, but your keyboards grows legs and hides.

I wish the Star Trek Universe was real and we could communicate with aliens, apart from the aliens we have already (politicians), they just don't listen.

boofredlay

Granted but now your home is infested with malevolent Tribbles from the Mirror universe.

I wish I had the time to learn Blender.

solo

Granted, you have all the time in the world to learn Blender as you are now unemployed.

I wish I took my opportunity to move to California when I was given it and not be stuck in Tex-ass.

JQL

Granted, but now you have no textiles to cover your ass.

I wish I had my viewing privileges for this topic given back...

boofredlay

Granted but now you need corrective eye surgery.

I wish I did not worry so much.