A Fun Little Game, Continued...

david_h · 21 May 2009, 17:13

Granted. . .but he'll beath the heck out of you tomorrow.

I wish I could afford a trainer.

Tobobo · 21 May 2009, 19:43

Granted but now your name is Daniel and you trainer is going to beat the heck out of you tomorrow.

I wish that Remus hadn't put the rubbish 'puzzle' on the visual puns thread.

301 Moved Permanently

(www.sketchucation.com)

Physicsguy1 · 30 May 2009, 02:17

Granted, but you can't use the internet from 6 in the morning until midnight.

I wish i had one application that opens ALL uncommon file types. I'm sick of having to search the internet for an application that opens a file, and then finding that the file was rubbish and i never needed it. Then i have to uninstall the application, which i have trouble doing because i'm always in a hurry, and i will occasionally save my files and useless apps in weird locations without being aware of it. The process continues on, and on, and on, and on..........

remus · 30 May 2009, 07:39

Granted, you found a handy little app called skynet, after running it for a few days you realise it has a few unwanted side effects, though...

I wish i was in the peak district.

david_h · 30 May 2009, 22:56

granted. . .but you peaked too soon!

I wish to get my house built this summer. (i hope! I hope! I hope!)

john.warburton · 1 Jun 2009, 07:12

Granted, but you have to relocate for work and have to sell the house at a knock-down price.

I wish the Australian Government would let the HM Bark Endeavour replica resume sailing around the world and return to England for a while.

Wacov · 1 Jun 2009, 12:16

Granted, but once it reaches England, it's hijacked by loonies, who sail it into a hurricane in a vain attempt to find Atlantis.

I wish SPIV was already finished

KDSDESIGN · 22 Sept 2009, 21:52

Granted but its not compatible with your computer.
i wish i had a better laptop

Daniel · 24 Sept 2009, 16:22

Granted, but to afford it you had to downsize, so it has an 8" screen.

הלוואי שהעולם לא היה שמתוכן idiots כה רבים.

Tobobo · 24 Sept 2009, 18:28

You're wish can not be granted coz this wish man (manly fairy) can't read your Hebrew?

I wish I could read Hebrew.

david_h · 24 Sept 2009, 20:41

Granted. . .but all books on earth are in Farsi.

I wish I could learn this VRay Stuff!!!!!

remus · 24 Sept 2009, 22:02

granted, but the twilight team have beaten up the vray team and vray is now legacy ware.

I wish my fingers werent sore. [insert dodgy joke]

Daniel · 25 Sept 2009, 12:41

Granted, but now your using your toes....and that's just weird!

I wish I were 20 years younger.

david_h · 25 Sept 2009, 14:09

Granted. . .but all the women are 20 years older.

I wish I could think of a wish. . .

remus · 25 Sept 2009, 14:16

Granted, but they all involve a rather sordid mix of marmite, mature women and meat hooks.

I wish i wouldnt get injured in the next 4 years.

david_h · 25 Sept 2009, 14:18

eeww! that hurt. I don't even want to imagine that.

Daniel · 25 Sept 2009, 16:37

@remus said:

Granted, but they all involve a rather sordid mix of marmite, mature women and meat hooks.

I wish i wouldnt get injured in the next 4 years.

Granted, but in order to assure that you spend the next four years in solitary confinement in an underground bunker, and you miss the GREATEST EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANKIND.

I wish I wouldn't get addicted to this silly game.

remus · 25 Sept 2009, 16:45

Granted

now ive finished abusing my mod powers, i wish the weather holds for today.

brodie · 11 Dec 2009, 17:52

Granted, but Weather is an Eastern European wrestler and his 'hold' is a choke hold.

I wish the next person who posts would wish for me to have an extra $30.

-Brodie

david_h · 11 Dec 2009, 20:57

Granted. . .but the wish costs $50.

I wish I could render better.