A Fun Little Game, Continued...
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Granted, but your housebound because your weighed down by all the money in your pockets.
I wish the weather would stay good for the weekend.
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Granted, but you will have to make an unexpected but necessary trip out of town, to a place where it aint so nice.
I wish my trainer will not be too hard on me tonight.
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Granted. . .but he'll beath the heck out of you tomorrow.
I wish I could afford a trainer.
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Granted but now your name is Daniel and you trainer is going to beat the heck out of you tomorrow.
I wish that Remus hadn't put the rubbish 'puzzle' on the visual puns thread.
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Granted, but you can't use the internet from 6 in the morning until midnight.
I wish i had one application that opens ALL uncommon file types. I'm sick of having to search the internet for an application that opens a file, and then finding that the file was rubbish and i never needed it. Then i have to uninstall the application, which i have trouble doing because i'm always in a hurry, and i will occasionally save my files and useless apps in weird locations without being aware of it. The process continues on, and on, and on, and on..........
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Granted, you found a handy little app called skynet, after running it for a few days you realise it has a few unwanted side effects, though...
I wish i was in the peak district.
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granted. . .but you peaked too soon!

I wish to get my house built this summer. (i hope! I hope! I hope!)
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Granted, but you have to relocate for work and have to sell the house at a knock-down price.
I wish the Australian Government would let the HM Bark Endeavour replica resume sailing around the world and return to England for a while.
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Granted, but once it reaches England, it's hijacked by loonies, who sail it into a hurricane in a vain attempt to find Atlantis.
I wish SPIV was already finished

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Granted but its not compatible with your computer.
i wish i had a better laptop -
Granted, but to afford it you had to downsize, so it has an 8" screen.
ืืืืืื ืฉืืขืืื ืื ืืื ืฉืืชืืื idiots ืื ืจืืื.
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You're wish can not be granted coz this wish man (manly fairy) can't read your Hebrew?
I wish I could read Hebrew.
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Granted. . .but all books on earth are in Farsi.
I wish I could learn this VRay Stuff!!!!!
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granted, but the twilight team have beaten up the vray team and vray is now legacy ware.
I wish my fingers werent sore. [insert dodgy joke]
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Granted, but now your using your toes....and that's just weird!
I wish I were 20 years younger.
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Granted. . .but all the women are 20 years older.
I wish I could think of a wish. . .
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Granted, but they all involve a rather sordid mix of marmite, mature women and meat hooks.
I wish i wouldnt get injured in the next 4 years.
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eeww! that hurt. I don't even want to imagine that.
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@remus said:
Granted, but they all involve a rather sordid mix of marmite, mature women and meat hooks.
I wish i wouldnt get injured in the next 4 years.
Granted, but in order to assure that you spend the next four years in solitary confinement in an underground bunker, and you miss the GREATEST EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANKIND.
I wish I wouldn't get addicted to this silly game.
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Granted

now ive finished abusing my mod powers, i wish the weather holds for today.
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