A Fun Little Game, Continued...

dale

Granted but there is a month long power failure.

I just want to sleep in.

david_h

Granted. . .You get to sleep in . .. sleep in one of those bouncy ball houses the kids play in at McDonalds.

I wish I didn't have to move during the holidays. . . .

Oh and on the Star Wars thing. . .Granted, but you also have to watch the TWILIGHT MOVIES as well!

boofredlay

Granted, you don't have to move, you have to evacuate as you have been evicted.

I wish I were playing golf right now.

david_h

Granted. You Shoot a 73. . . . and on the second hole. .. .

Sorry. . .old golf Joke.

I wish you a merry Christmas. .. I wish you a Merry Christmas.. . .I wish you a Merry Christmas and a etc etc etc.

Marian

Granted, I'll have a merry Christmas but you will have a Mary for Christmas ( i wonder if this means your Xmas would be merrier than mine).

I wish I had a cool 3d printer so i can hold my models in my hands.

solo

Granted, but you had to sell your computers to get the printer.

I wish Santa would bring me a money tree.

Marian

Granted, but it's just one of those small bonzai money trees it only grows a few dimes a month and needs a lot of care and attention.

I wish i knew other wishes to wish for than this stupid wish.

dale

Granted, but you get addicted to the word "wish" and end up singing we WISH you a merry CHRIStmas, over and over and...

I wish to wish you guys all a very merry Christmas

Daniel

Granted, but you said "guys", and now women are offended by your blatant display of sexism. tsk tsk

I wish the water stain appearing on my living room ceiling would go away and never appear again, ANYWHERE.

david_h

Granted. . .it's not water anymore. . .it's something far far worse.

I wish I wasn't at work today.

dale

Granted Your Fired!

I wish for a little snow at Christmas

david_h

dermotcoll

Granted but a little snow becomes an ice storm.

And I wish it didn't hold me up in Belfast airport for the last nine hours and I wish I didn't have to wait another 5.5 hrs before my next flight out. F**k do I hate airlines. (apologies for the profanity but nothing else expresses quite as well)

KDSDESIGN

Granted but you will have to wait until the snow clears at the other airport.

i wish my new computer would get here soon

Marian

@kdsdesign said:

Granted but you will have to wait until the snow clears at the other airport.

I wish my new computer would get here soon

Granted, but all of the components arrive in kit form. You now have to assemble every board on it chip by chip, transistor by transistor.

I wish the next reply to this will be bloody funny, or else...

KDSDESIGN

@unknownuser said:

Granted, but all of the components arrive in kit form. You now have to assemble every board on it chip by chip, transistor by transistor.

i would actually enjoy that... lol

anyways...

Granted but you can never stop laughing.

i wish i had something to do

JuanV.Soler

Ok Kevin,
GRANTED
but you never said whether you wished a pleasure way or not for that thing to do.
you choose
(that is an enough suffering for me to think about)

i wish i had something to do pleasantly

cheers

Marian

Granted,you now pleasantly, with a relaxed smile, go into a Mac users killing spree.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

remus

Granted, but your sheer awesomeness caused the universe to collapse and now youve got nothing left to do.

I wish i had more soft cheese to eat.

Daniel

Granted, but you've developed a life-threatening allergy to all cheeses.

I wish I could afford to build my own modest dream house.