A Fun Little Game, Continued...
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Granted, now they go through your ears, and lodge themselves in your brain, and you hear their voices nag on and on and on... forever...

I wish the next person to post on this thread would give me fifteen hundred dollars.
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Granted, i'll start loading the trucks from my stack of pengos (see gai's post on page 15.)
I wish i didnt get cold.
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Granted. You are hot all the time.
sssssssssssssssssssI wish for Profile Builder.
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Granted! but you get an FBI profile builder app.
I wish the economy would pick up and more work would become available.
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Granted, but its raining and your not enjoying it.
I wish the family would stop being ill.
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Granted, but the only work is modeling backyard decks.
With this economy I wish I were young again and hitching in Big Sur with just a backpack.
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Granted. now you are ill.
i wish Obama could get in office NOW! -
Granted, but you arn't allowed using caps for emphasis any more.
I wish I could fly.
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Granted, you can for about 14 seconds before you hit the ground at terminal velocity.
I wish I were 18 again.
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Granted, but you go back in time so basicly you just have to live your life over again.
i wish i won't be so drunk after the party tonight. -
Granted! you will be carded and refused drinks.
I wish it was friday.
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Granted, but every day is now a friday (and you never lose that feeling its almost the weekend.)
I wish the weather is good tomorrow.
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Granted. The weather will be good tomorrow, just not where you live.
I wish for a piece of chocolate cake.
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Granted but it was made with a laxative.
I wish my house was full brick and not just the front.
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Granted, your house is now full brick. emphasis on the "full" part.

...exept that would be behind your front door.I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.
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Granted, but you have much more pressing matters to attend to and decide you need an extra early start.
I wish for some hand warmers.
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Granted, but you have no shoes and socks.
I wish for some work.
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Granted, but it's as a dancer at a gay club.
I wish it would stop raining and dry out so I can fix the leak in my roof.
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Granted theres a tornado, witch destroys your house.
i wish i had a better idea for above -
Granted, but now you are not allowed to change your previous one
I wish i knew what your better idea would have been
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