A Fun Little Game, Continued...

boofredlay

Granted, you have just been awarded a renovation project of the Florida Gator Swamp Stadium. The DD phase is one week and CD phase is 9 days. You are the PM and have no help and your office just switched back to Autocad 2000.

I wish I had a maid.

Daniel

Hmmmm....UT fan renovating Gator Swamp Stadium? That's easy - tear it down. But since our office has never used autocad, I don't see how we can switch "back" to 2000.

As to your maid, granted...but your wife, upon seeing the maid, thinks you've hit the jackpot and goes on a wild spending spree, maxing out all the credit cards (including ones you didn't know she had).

Gee, did that seem mean? I wish I were nicer sometimes.

idraft

granted, you are now nice sometimes, in fact you will be so nice by helping somebody in need (just once, every day) that you will not make it back to what you were doing until the next day, and then you'll remember that you have to be nice again, and so on and so on!

I wish I had a heard of elephants so I could stample down apon on thee with furious vengeance and retaliation all those people who I dislike (now be very careful what you say).

remus

Granted, but in the blind rage the elephants find the local liquor factory and get completely sloshed. they then trample over your car and house in their drunken merriment.

I wish id started putting together a portfolio earlier.

boofredlay

Granted but you started way too early and the crayons just don't represent your best work.

I wish I had a flying car.

KDSDESIGN

(Man this topic hasnt had posts for a month... guss id better answer...)

Granted. But It Cost $200,000,000 (sorry couldnt think of anything better)

I wish my iPhone Worked right...

remus

Granted, but the caps lock on your computer is broken.

I wish i felt motivated.

boofredlay

Granted but you only feel motivated to work for a zoo scooping elephant crap.

I wish I did not have 12 family members coming over to my house tonight.

remus

Granted, your going over to theirs for a week long family reunion.

I wish i had a little monkey trained to do all that boring stuff you never want to do.

boofredlay

@remus said:

I wish i had a little monkey trained to do all that boring stuff you never want to do.

Granted but his name is Coen and he does everything 10x faster and better than you and eventually you get replaced.

I wish I had a bigger house.

KDSDESIGN

Granted, Its 1 inch bigger

I wish i had a mac.

Daniel

Granted, here's a mac.

But, why do you want Justin Long. No, wait, don't tell us...I don't think we really want to know.

I wish the economy would get better.

remus

granted, but the world has been taken over by a race of highly trained monkeys after they decided our inefficient ways were damaging the world.

i wish i knew the question to the answer 42.

KDSDESIGN

Granted its The answer to life the universe and everything (seriosly)

i wish my cousin would divorce his "loving" wife who seriosly just wants him for money. she asked him for 2000 dollars and didnt come back for a week. (thats true)

idraft

Granted, but first of of you must loose weight so you can get into your car and take off.

I wish my heard of elephants would not get so drunk next time.

david_h

Granted. . .
Now she is hitting YOU up for Cash.

I wish I could play Classical Guitar like Christopher Parkening. . .

remus

granted, but you only get it when you wear that rather fetching turtle neck jumper he's got.

I wish it was summer.

pav_3j

Granted, but you're forced to move to the Arctic due to "work commitments".

I wish I were a little bit taller...

Pav

KDSDESIGN

Granted, Now your so tall you go above the atmosphere, because of the lack of oxygen, you must bend down for the rest of your life in an uncomfoterble kind of way.

I wish i didnt have to work 3 mini jobs plus law school to pay for the merc's repairs.

david_h

@remus said:

granted, but you only get it when you wear that rather fetching turtle neck jumper he's got.
You don't want to see me in a turtle neck--It's really scary. I'd look like an orange on a q-tip. I have a Globitron head"

back to the game. . .

The Merc's repairs. . .Granted. You now have a Pontiac, and its repairs are worse--as most Pontiacs. By the way, Pontiac is an Native American word for "Shoulda bought a Subaru"

I wish I could get my house built.