A Fun Little Game, Continued...

idraft · 7 Nov 2008, 00:25

GRANTED. You now have the Grip and wrist action of the No.1 Rafa Nadal.

I wish I could play tennis like Roger Federer at his best, for now and forever!

Daniel · 7 Nov 2008, 03:03

Wow, more than a year an the fun little game is back.....

Granted, you will now play like Federer, forever. And by forever, that means continually, incessantly, never ending. Arms tired yet?

I wish all my projects were not in the construction phase; I wish I had one big project that was in either design of CD phase.

boofredlay · 7 Nov 2008, 03:42

Granted, you have just been awarded a renovation project of the Florida Gator Swamp Stadium. The DD phase is one week and CD phase is 9 days. You are the PM and have no help and your office just switched back to Autocad 2000.

I wish I had a maid.

Daniel · 7 Nov 2008, 04:02

Hmmmm....UT fan renovating Gator Swamp Stadium? That's easy - tear it down. But since our office has never used autocad, I don't see how we can switch "back" to 2000.

As to your maid, granted...but your wife, upon seeing the maid, thinks you've hit the jackpot and goes on a wild spending spree, maxing out all the credit cards (including ones you didn't know she had).

Gee, did that seem mean? I wish I were nicer sometimes.

idraft · 9 Nov 2008, 20:51

granted, you are now nice sometimes, in fact you will be so nice by helping somebody in need (just once, every day) that you will not make it back to what you were doing until the next day, and then you'll remember that you have to be nice again, and so on and so on!

I wish I had a heard of elephants so I could stample down apon on thee with furious vengeance and retaliation all those people who I dislike (now be very careful what you say).

remus · 9 Nov 2008, 21:56

Granted, but in the blind rage the elephants find the local liquor factory and get completely sloshed. they then trample over your car and house in their drunken merriment.

I wish id started putting together a portfolio earlier.

boofredlay · 10 Nov 2008, 02:25

Granted but you started way too early and the crayons just don't represent your best work.

I wish I had a flying car.

KDSDESIGN · 29 Dec 2008, 21:37

(Man this topic hasnt had posts for a month... guss id better answer...)

Granted. But It Cost $200,000,000 (sorry couldnt think of anything better)

I wish my iPhone Worked right...

remus · 29 Dec 2008, 21:50

Granted, but the caps lock on your computer is broken.

I wish i felt motivated.

boofredlay · 29 Dec 2008, 21:55

Granted but you only feel motivated to work for a zoo scooping elephant crap.

I wish I did not have 12 family members coming over to my house tonight.

remus · 29 Dec 2008, 22:04

Granted, your going over to theirs for a week long family reunion.

I wish i had a little monkey trained to do all that boring stuff you never want to do.

boofredlay · 29 Dec 2008, 22:09

@remus said:

I wish i had a little monkey trained to do all that boring stuff you never want to do.

Granted but his name is Coen and he does everything 10x faster and better than you and eventually you get replaced.

I wish I had a bigger house.

KDSDESIGN · 29 Dec 2008, 22:34

Granted, Its 1 inch bigger

I wish i had a mac.

Daniel · 29 Dec 2008, 22:57

Granted, here's a mac.

But, why do you want Justin Long. No, wait, don't tell us...I don't think we really want to know.

I wish the economy would get better.

remus · 29 Dec 2008, 23:06

granted, but the world has been taken over by a race of highly trained monkeys after they decided our inefficient ways were damaging the world.

i wish i knew the question to the answer 42.

KDSDESIGN · 29 Dec 2008, 23:19

Granted its The answer to life the universe and everything (seriosly)

i wish my cousin would divorce his "loving" wife who seriosly just wants him for money. she asked him for 2000 dollars and didnt come back for a week. (thats true)

idraft · 30 Dec 2008, 10:54

Granted, but first of of you must loose weight so you can get into your car and take off.

I wish my heard of elephants would not get so drunk next time.

david_h · 30 Dec 2008, 15:53

Granted. . .
Now she is hitting YOU up for Cash.

I wish I could play Classical Guitar like Christopher Parkening. . .

remus · 30 Dec 2008, 16:05

granted, but you only get it when you wear that rather fetching turtle neck jumper he's got.

I wish it was summer.

pav_3j · 30 Dec 2008, 16:12

Granted, but you're forced to move to the Arctic due to "work commitments".

I wish I were a little bit taller...

Pav