A Fun Little Game, Continued...
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Granted. You get TONS of snow. Your town decides to build the largest snowman. Unfortunately, the middle section falls off and goes rolling throughout the town, destroying everything in its path. Sadley, you learn your home owners insurance does not cover damage by giant snowman.
I wish my neice and that guy she's marrying would elope, rather than having a big wedding - in March - outside - in S. Mississippi.
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Granted but now that they have eloped and saved sooo much money, they decide to honeymoon for 6 months in Knoxville and well, they want you to show them around town.
I wish I could snap my fingers and our house be devoid of all the junk (what I think is junk).
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Granted, but now that you have all that freed-up space, your wife feels free to go on an uninhibited shopping spree.
I wish I knew where all this junk came from. It appeared from no where, at the snap of the fingers.
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Granted but then the junk pixies would have to kill you.
I wish the builders in the flat below hadn't switched my water off!!!!!
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Granted, they replaced your water supply with peppermint guava syrup.
I wish I could get out of this current funk, and I don't mean the music.
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Granted. To lift you out of your funk, your wife treats you to a dinner on a platform suspended by a crane, high above the city. Unfortunately, you drop your fork, and it kills an office tea boy walking below.
I wish I could read the State Fire Marshal's mind.
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Granted but now you need counceling
I wish I could function on just 2 hours of sleep every night.
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Granted but you are now hunted by the newly discovered sea badgers.
I wish that I could spend longer in Holland than just one day.
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Granted, your sentence lasts for 2 years... what did you to man?
I wish the current project I am working on would fix itself.
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Granted. But to do so, your project would require intelligence, and the ability to anticipate and solve problems on its own. This leads to self awareness. Soon it spreads to other projects. Eventually they come to the conclusion humans are superfluous, unnecessary. Oh, Eric! What a pandora's box you have opened!
I wish I could cook decently.
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Granted, you "function" on only two hours of sleep each night - only not in the capacity you intended, and you are institutionalized.
I wish Eric a quick recovery.
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Granted but now you open a restaurant, that through no fault of yours, is losing money and you have to call in Chef Ramsey
I wish that more people would get involved in this thread
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Granted, more are involved
With less of their time spent
In adding quality
To Gallery contentI wish I understood
The words of Durant Hapke
To lure him to this thread
I am sitting hopefully -
Granted, Darth
You now understand him perfectly, but you still can't make his name rhyme with anything.
I wish for a new ultracool whizbang computer (Quote from an old Photoshop error message)
Anssi
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Granted but because of the whizzy banginess of your new computer you can only play the new Dora the Explorer E-Learning game.
I wish that the ones in charge let do a 3Dviz course
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Granted, but you never make it there...you are attacked by sea badgers.
I wish I didn't have so much to do at the moment.
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Granted but now you have too much time and you end up modelling the exact replica of a Ford Focus gear box and drive train.
I wish that the sea badgers would concentrate on their real target the multi-hat purveyor - Daniel
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Granted but since they cannot leave the sea they get really depressed. There is nothing worse than depressed sea badgers.
I wish a couple of the architects in our office did not know the meaning of the word "tweak".
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Granted. Instead they use the words 'minor adjustment' ad nauseam.
I wish people would just "get a grip"!
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Granted... here is mine:
I wish that was not as lame as it truly is
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