A funny thing happened on the way to......

[Mike Amos]

A bloke goes into the office in the morning and talks to his best mate.

"I did like you said and told Julia I had cheated on her, asked her to forgive me".

"So, say's the friend".

"Well, she said she forgives me and takes some of the blame".

"Wow, say's the friend, you really landed on your feet".

"That's not all, when I get home tonight she is making a special dinner for us".

"You lucky dog, say's the friend, what is she making"?

"No idea, just that it has 'nuts' in it"..........