Snake on a car.
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@unknownuser said:
We were driving 65 mph down a highway when my husband caught something out of the corner of this eye...a snakehead coming out from under our hood onto our windshield!
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Poor snake. When it fell, what do you thing happened to it on a highway?
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Splat!
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Flat snake.
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I've got a classic snake story that happened to me and still makes me laugh.
I had 2 diamond pythons living in the roof space of my last home, when they shead their skin they squeeze through a constriction and with that tend to squeeze out any other bodily waste. One of them decided to do it above a beam over the kitchen whilst I was making my famous baked polenta gnoochi.
A small gap between the cornice and the beam allowed a cup full of snake piss to drop out of the ceiling at the exact moment I was about to serve up! It ALL landed nowhere but on my head and in the dish - not even a splash on the bench!

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New recipe?
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A friend of mine lives next to a golf course in Thailand. He has dispatched a few cobras with a nine iron. Now he wants me to visit. I don't have any golf clubs.
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