Another blond joke...

[tomsdesk]

A blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that I explain something to you:

1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Naw...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[Physicsguy1]

Laugh Out Loud!

[MALAISE]

I'm fond of such stories to improve my English.....

MALAISE

[Rodentpete]

Three Blondes are walking through some woods when they come across a set of tracks, they start arguing about what kind of tracks they are - the first Blond thinks they are deer tracks, the second blond insists that they are wild pig tracks, the third blond kneels down to take a closer look at them and is hit by the oncoming train.

[Daniel]

Did you hear about the blonde car pool?
They all meet at work.

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."