Another blond joke...
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A blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that I explain something to you:
- The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
- The bouncer is a blond girl.
- I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.
- The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
- The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Naw...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Laugh Out Loud!
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I'm fond of such stories to improve my English.....
MALAISE
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Three Blondes are walking through some woods when they come across a set of tracks, they start arguing about what kind of tracks they are - the first Blond thinks they are deer tracks, the second blond insists that they are wild pig tracks, the third blond kneels down to take a closer look at them and is hit by the oncoming train.
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Did you hear about the blonde car pool?
They all meet at work.A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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