US Election results.
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the Obama Agenda for Inauguration Day
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St.Barack's Triumphal Entry into Washington
- enter city riding back of Donkey (democrat)
- Streets to be lined with Rose Petals and Palm Fronds. . .(note. .. get Florida Campaign donors to ship in Palm Fronds)
- 12:00 Noon Give Speech--Sermon on the Capitol Mount
- 12:45--Sign Autographs, pass out pictures, heal the sick(campaign donors only)
- 1:30 -- Walk across the Potomac
- 2:00 pm Break Bread with cabinet__Disciples. Feed 500,000 Inaugual attendees with 2 loaves and 5 fishes.
- Start unifiying the country by Forgiving Republicans--they know not what they do.
I could go on and on. . .
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One sunny day in February 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The old man said, 'Okay' and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.
'The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine, understandably annoyed at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?
'The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.'
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'Yes Sir! See you tomorrow.'
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Ah, a retread of a Clinton joke. Not unexpected. Hopefully, it will be reworked again in 4 years...
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