If life was like the movies...
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Satellites in the movies canRead your PIN number at the ATM,Take over the electronics of your car, and count the warts on a toad's butt but for some reason, we can't find Bin Laden.
Also, when the girl gets chased by the baddies, she is always wearing 4" heels. .. and can run in them perfectly, until for some unknown reason. .. as was stated, the sidewalk reaches up and trips her. Also. .. all the alleys in movies end in dead ends, but there is always a manhole to jump into. (side note. . .sewers don't give off poisonous methane gas or even stink in the movies because. .. as was stated. . .no one has to "deploy nuclear weapons" [go no. 2] in the movies.
)Even after shaving the hunk/stud/heroes still have 3 day stubble on their face and look good with it. . .whereas I always look like a diabetic babboon.
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English is truly the universal language (and I don't mean just on Earth).
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@daniel said:
English is truly the universal language (and I don't mean just on Earth).
lol. That it is: even amongst eachother, Nazis speak English, albeit with a German accent. (I've always loved this one!)
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Whenever disaster strikes on a global scale New York gets it first.
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@daniel said:
English is truly the universal language (and I don't mean just on Earth).
This confirms the long (british) held suspicion that you can talk to anyone in english, as long as you talk loudly enough.
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if like were like the moviesYou could recognize all bad guys by the ugly scars acroos their faces.
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my car would talk to me.
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You wouldnt be able to walk to the post office without an asteroid/earthquake/alien invasion happening.
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...you'd be able to disguise yourself simply by removing your glasses (Superman).
...during shoot-outs while riding, horses are never shot.
...chairs would be made out of blasa wood, since every time someone is hit with one, the chair breaks in pieces.
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That means I could go ahead and beat someone with a chair with no adverse effects. Likewise, I could bust a bottle on this person's head.
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You could also jump through random windows, as it doesnt hurt at all.
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@unknownuser said:
That means I could go ahead and beat someone with a chair with no adverse effects. Likewise, I could bust a bottle on this person's head.
That's correct, Sherman. And if you take those glasses off, Mr. Peabody would never know it was you who did it.
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Women would have names like Pussy Galore.
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lET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLEEEE!!!!
EDIT. . .At first I typed. . .let's get ready to Ruble!
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and I'd have an Aston Martin. . .and it would talk to me!
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secret undercover MI6 agents would happily introduce themselves to all and sundry using their real names... even repeating their surname just in case the known KGB agent they just met didn't catch it the first time.
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All male agents/detectives (except for James Bond) would live in run down apartments that looked like they didn't have two pennies to rattle together. They are divorced, unshaven and have a drink problem.
Their female counterparts are always glamorous and live in luxury apartments or lofts.
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Don't forget the slow turning ceiling fan. . .
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When eating out, people never finish their food and/or drink.
They also always throw a wad of cash to pay for the meal, never knowing what the bill came to. -
...when sneaking into a hospital, there will always be some doctors' scrubs (correct size and complete with badge and everythng else needed) laying around or hanging up nearby for you to change into (in the unlocked closet that will just happen to be close by, too).
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Youd have to fight of a horde of snakes every time you wanted to go on a plane.
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