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    • K Offline
      kwistenbiebel
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      😍
      Actually I enjoy just the 'bitch slapping'. It doesn't happen every day one get's a free chance.

      On topic: Cool idea, but you need to be technical one to get the network going.
      On the Maxwell site was an interesting talk about buying 4 of the cheaper Dell quad core range (2.4 Ghz quadcores). You would end up with 16 cores at 2.4 Ghz for 2300 euro.
      Not a bad price, but the electrical bill will be high.

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        kwistenbiebel
        last edited by

        @chango70 said:

        What about the ENVIRONMENT?

        I repeat, slapping someone does NOT harm the enivronment πŸ˜„
        (...as far as I know)

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          remus
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          Actually, a study has recently shown that the skin cells liberated from the slappes face significantly contribute to global warming πŸŽ‰

          http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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            Stinkie
            last edited by

            @kwistenbiebel said:

            Not a bad price, but the electrical bill will be high.

            You bet. I just had to pay € 800 ( $ 1267.93) extra! That's a lot of cash for a jobless pauper like me. πŸ˜„ I'm guessing many of you had similar experiences. πŸ˜‰

            I've been dreaming of building my own Super Render Computer, though. Dunno how that's done, but hey, there's bound to be tutorials on the net. πŸ’š

            Oh yeah:

            slap

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              remus
              last edited by

              When you sya super render computer i take it you mean render farm rather than a pimped out beast machine?

              http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                boofredlay
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                http://www.appletreeblog.com/wp-content/2008/04/ronald-slap.jpg

                http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                  remus
                  last edited by

                  That was a proper πŸ˜†

                  http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                  • StinkieS Offline
                    Stinkie
                    last edited by

                    @remus said:

                    When you sya super render computer i take it you mean render farm rather than a pimped out beast machine?

                    No, I mean Super Render Computer: http://helmer.sfe.se/

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                      remus
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                      Is that just a render farm but squeezed in to a single tower?

                      oooh, and this looks good: http://helmer2.sfe.se/

                      I hope he gets round to doing that one, although ive got a feeling its going to be pretty pricey if he builds as he describes, gonna have 24 9800 cards...

                      http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                        remus
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                        favicon

                        (helmer3.sfe.se)

                        gotta love their optimism.

                        http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                          Stinkie
                          last edited by

                          I say one box = a computer, not a farm. πŸ’š Yeah, the second one looks expensive. Helmer 1 would be quite good enough anyway.

                          Solo's got a point, though. As long as you don't really need it, why bother with a farm?

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                            remus
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                            @unknownuser said:

                            As long as you don't really need it, why bother with a farm?

                            Your not going sensible are you stinkie?

                            http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                              Stinkie
                              last edited by

                              Hm. Good point. πŸ’š

                              Go for it. Build a farm! And write a tutorial while you're at it. πŸ˜‰

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                                pilou
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                                Helmer 4 πŸ’š

                                http://forums.polyloop.net/imagehosting/19648524c80d70ef.jpg

                                Helmer 5 πŸ˜†

                                http://www.fahad.com/pics/dubai_rotating_building_1_lrg.jpg

                                Frenchy Pilou
                                Is beautiful that please without concept!
                                My Little site :)

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                                  remus
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                                  πŸ˜† Lets hope by the time hes gotten to h6 technology has advanced a bit and he doesnt have to take over europe and turn it in to a render farm.

                                  http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                                    david_h
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                                    @remus said:

                                    Actually, a study has recently shown that the skin cells liberated from the slappes face significantly contribute to global warming πŸŽ‰

                                    But if we could somehow "Harness" that energy . . ..

                                    If I make it look easy...It is probably easy

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                                      remus
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                                      Mmmm, some sort of giant slapping machine...

                                      http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                                        Gaieus
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                                        Remus, are you not supposed to be biking now? Did you just rode your tandem to the closest internet cafΓ©? πŸ˜’

                                        Gai...

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                                          david_h
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                                          @remus said:

                                          Mmmm, some sort of giant slapping machine...

                                          Imagine . . .. jerks getting fresh with girls could actuallyhelp lift us out of our energy crisis. πŸ’š

                                          If I make it look easy...It is probably easy

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                                            remus
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                                            And there will never be a shortage of ass holes around as long as we need power! I think we're on to something here...

                                            http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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