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      remus
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      Actually, a study has recently shown that the skin cells liberated from the slappes face significantly contribute to global warming πŸŽ‰

      http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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        Stinkie
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        @kwistenbiebel said:

        Not a bad price, but the electrical bill will be high.

        You bet. I just had to pay € 800 ( $ 1267.93) extra! That's a lot of cash for a jobless pauper like me. πŸ˜„ I'm guessing many of you had similar experiences. πŸ˜‰

        I've been dreaming of building my own Super Render Computer, though. Dunno how that's done, but hey, there's bound to be tutorials on the net. πŸ’š

        Oh yeah:

        slap

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          remus
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          When you sya super render computer i take it you mean render farm rather than a pimped out beast machine?

          http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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            boofredlay
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            http://www.appletreeblog.com/wp-content/2008/04/ronald-slap.jpg

            http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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              remus
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              That was a proper πŸ˜†

              http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                Stinkie
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                @remus said:

                When you sya super render computer i take it you mean render farm rather than a pimped out beast machine?

                No, I mean Super Render Computer: http://helmer.sfe.se/

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                  remus
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                  Is that just a render farm but squeezed in to a single tower?

                  oooh, and this looks good: http://helmer2.sfe.se/

                  I hope he gets round to doing that one, although ive got a feeling its going to be pretty pricey if he builds as he describes, gonna have 24 9800 cards...

                  http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                    remus
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                    favicon

                    (helmer3.sfe.se)

                    gotta love their optimism.

                    http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                      Stinkie
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                      I say one box = a computer, not a farm. πŸ’š Yeah, the second one looks expensive. Helmer 1 would be quite good enough anyway.

                      Solo's got a point, though. As long as you don't really need it, why bother with a farm?

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                        remus
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                        @unknownuser said:

                        As long as you don't really need it, why bother with a farm?

                        Your not going sensible are you stinkie?

                        http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                          Stinkie
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                          Hm. Good point. πŸ’š

                          Go for it. Build a farm! And write a tutorial while you're at it. πŸ˜‰

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                            pilou
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                            Helmer 4 πŸ’š

                            http://forums.polyloop.net/imagehosting/19648524c80d70ef.jpg

                            Helmer 5 πŸ˜†

                            http://www.fahad.com/pics/dubai_rotating_building_1_lrg.jpg

                            Frenchy Pilou
                            Is beautiful that please without concept!
                            My Little site :)

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                              remus
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                              πŸ˜† Lets hope by the time hes gotten to h6 technology has advanced a bit and he doesnt have to take over europe and turn it in to a render farm.

                              http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                                @remus said:

                                Actually, a study has recently shown that the skin cells liberated from the slappes face significantly contribute to global warming πŸŽ‰

                                But if we could somehow "Harness" that energy . . ..

                                If I make it look easy...It is probably easy

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                                  remus
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                                  Mmmm, some sort of giant slapping machine...

                                  http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                                    Gaieus
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                                    Remus, are you not supposed to be biking now? Did you just rode your tandem to the closest internet cafΓ©? πŸ˜’

                                    Gai...

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                                      david_h
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                                      @remus said:

                                      Mmmm, some sort of giant slapping machine...

                                      Imagine . . .. jerks getting fresh with girls could actuallyhelp lift us out of our energy crisis. πŸ’š

                                      If I make it look easy...It is probably easy

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                                        remus
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                                        And there will never be a shortage of ass holes around as long as we need power! I think we're on to something here...

                                        http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                                          boofredlay
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                                          Too bad I did not find this last week.
                                          http://www.counterfeitmini.com/main.swf

                                          http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                                            remus
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                                            One of these would be ok for a renderfarm: http://arstechnica.com/journals/apple.ars/2008/07/24/virginia-tech-building-supercomputer-out-of-324-mac-pros

                                            http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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