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    kwistenbiebel
    last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 16:39

    SLAP

    http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r3/kwistenbiebel1/slap.jpg

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      remus
      last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 16:59

      Sounds pretty good. My plan was to buy a load (5-6 ish) cheap old pentium 4 comps with 3ghz processors. I reckon this would give you quite a bit of rendering power, even though each machine costs around 70 quid (about 90 euro, at a guess.)

      As for setup, i dont think its too hard to do with indigo, which would be my render engine of choice. I suppose the main difficulty with this plan would be putting enough ram in to each machine to be able to handle big renders πŸ˜‰

      On a more rambling note, i think a lot of the power of a render farm is in the fact that it isnt doing anything else, so its pretty easy to set it going for a few days and then out pops a pimped put render.

      http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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        solo
        last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 17:06


        http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1871/slapzk0.gif

        http://www.solos-art.com

        If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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          chango70
          last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 17:09

          What about the ENVIRONMENT! πŸ‘Š

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            remus
            last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 17:11

            Who needs the environment when youve got a renderfarm πŸ‘

            http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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              chango70
              last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 17:18

              I agree

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                david_h
                last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 17:37

                2485808424_4896e5ca8f.jpg

                Can I get in on this?

                If I make it look easy...It is probably easy

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                  remus
                  last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 17:45

                  Go for it πŸ˜„

                  http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                    kwistenbiebel
                    last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 21:15

                    😍
                    Actually I enjoy just the 'bitch slapping'. It doesn't happen every day one get's a free chance.

                    On topic: Cool idea, but you need to be technical one to get the network going.
                    On the Maxwell site was an interesting talk about buying 4 of the cheaper Dell quad core range (2.4 Ghz quadcores). You would end up with 16 cores at 2.4 Ghz for 2300 euro.
                    Not a bad price, but the electrical bill will be high.

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                      kwistenbiebel
                      last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 21:16

                      @chango70 said:

                      What about the ENVIRONMENT?

                      I repeat, slapping someone does NOT harm the enivronment πŸ˜„
                      (...as far as I know)

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                        remus
                        last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 21:20

                        Actually, a study has recently shown that the skin cells liberated from the slappes face significantly contribute to global warming πŸŽ‰

                        http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                          Stinkie
                          last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 21:33

                          @kwistenbiebel said:

                          Not a bad price, but the electrical bill will be high.

                          You bet. I just had to pay € 800 ( $ 1267.93) extra! That's a lot of cash for a jobless pauper like me. πŸ˜„ I'm guessing many of you had similar experiences. πŸ˜‰

                          I've been dreaming of building my own Super Render Computer, though. Dunno how that's done, but hey, there's bound to be tutorials on the net. πŸ’š

                          Oh yeah:

                          slap

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                            remus
                            last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 21:40

                            When you sya super render computer i take it you mean render farm rather than a pimped out beast machine?

                            http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                              boofredlay
                              last edited by 20 Jul 2008, 02:06

                              http://www.appletreeblog.com/wp-content/2008/04/ronald-slap.jpg

                              http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                                remus
                                last edited by 20 Jul 2008, 05:54

                                That was a proper πŸ˜†

                                http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                                  Stinkie
                                  last edited by 20 Jul 2008, 06:03

                                  @remus said:

                                  When you sya super render computer i take it you mean render farm rather than a pimped out beast machine?

                                  No, I mean Super Render Computer: http://helmer.sfe.se/

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                                    remus
                                    last edited by 20 Jul 2008, 06:15

                                    Is that just a render farm but squeezed in to a single tower?

                                    oooh, and this looks good: http://helmer2.sfe.se/

                                    I hope he gets round to doing that one, although ive got a feeling its going to be pretty pricey if he builds as he describes, gonna have 24 9800 cards...

                                    http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                                      remus
                                      last edited by 20 Jul 2008, 06:25

                                      404 Not Found

                                      favicon

                                      (helmer3.sfe.se)

                                      gotta love their optimism.

                                      http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                                        Stinkie
                                        last edited by 20 Jul 2008, 06:26

                                        I say one box = a computer, not a farm. πŸ’š Yeah, the second one looks expensive. Helmer 1 would be quite good enough anyway.

                                        Solo's got a point, though. As long as you don't really need it, why bother with a farm?

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                                          remus
                                          last edited by 20 Jul 2008, 06:42

                                          @unknownuser said:

                                          As long as you don't really need it, why bother with a farm?

                                          Your not going sensible are you stinkie?

                                          http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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