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    remus
    last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 16:33

    Im seriously considering buying a load of cheapo computers so i can start a render farm. Of course i have no real use for a render farm, other than to look on wondorously at the speedy render times.

    Please pull me back to reality.

    http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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      solo
      last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 16:37

      SLAP

      You have no use for one so no point in the added cost, if you ever get to render for a living then by all means go for it.

      SLAP

      (the last one is so you don't forget)

      http://www.solos-art.com

      If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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        remus
        last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 16:38

        Cheers guys, just did a bit of pricing up, that helped as well.

        http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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          kwistenbiebel
          last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 16:39

          SLAP

          http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r3/kwistenbiebel1/slap.jpg

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            remus
            last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 16:59

            Sounds pretty good. My plan was to buy a load (5-6 ish) cheap old pentium 4 comps with 3ghz processors. I reckon this would give you quite a bit of rendering power, even though each machine costs around 70 quid (about 90 euro, at a guess.)

            As for setup, i dont think its too hard to do with indigo, which would be my render engine of choice. I suppose the main difficulty with this plan would be putting enough ram in to each machine to be able to handle big renders πŸ˜‰

            On a more rambling note, i think a lot of the power of a render farm is in the fact that it isnt doing anything else, so its pretty easy to set it going for a few days and then out pops a pimped put render.

            http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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              solo
              last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 17:06


              http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1871/slapzk0.gif

              http://www.solos-art.com

              If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                chango70
                last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 17:09

                What about the ENVIRONMENT! πŸ‘Š

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                • R Offline
                  remus
                  last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 17:11

                  Who needs the environment when youve got a renderfarm πŸ‘

                  http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                    chango70
                    last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 17:18

                    I agree

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                      david_h
                      last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 17:37

                      2485808424_4896e5ca8f.jpg

                      Can I get in on this?

                      If I make it look easy...It is probably easy

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                        remus
                        last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 17:45

                        Go for it πŸ˜„

                        http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                          kwistenbiebel
                          last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 21:15

                          😍
                          Actually I enjoy just the 'bitch slapping'. It doesn't happen every day one get's a free chance.

                          On topic: Cool idea, but you need to be technical one to get the network going.
                          On the Maxwell site was an interesting talk about buying 4 of the cheaper Dell quad core range (2.4 Ghz quadcores). You would end up with 16 cores at 2.4 Ghz for 2300 euro.
                          Not a bad price, but the electrical bill will be high.

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                            kwistenbiebel
                            last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 21:16

                            @chango70 said:

                            What about the ENVIRONMENT?

                            I repeat, slapping someone does NOT harm the enivronment πŸ˜„
                            (...as far as I know)

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                              remus
                              last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 21:20

                              Actually, a study has recently shown that the skin cells liberated from the slappes face significantly contribute to global warming πŸŽ‰

                              http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                                Stinkie
                                last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 21:33

                                @kwistenbiebel said:

                                Not a bad price, but the electrical bill will be high.

                                You bet. I just had to pay € 800 ( $ 1267.93) extra! That's a lot of cash for a jobless pauper like me. πŸ˜„ I'm guessing many of you had similar experiences. πŸ˜‰

                                I've been dreaming of building my own Super Render Computer, though. Dunno how that's done, but hey, there's bound to be tutorials on the net. πŸ’š

                                Oh yeah:

                                slap

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                                  remus
                                  last edited by 19 Jul 2008, 21:40

                                  When you sya super render computer i take it you mean render farm rather than a pimped out beast machine?

                                  http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                                    boofredlay
                                    last edited by 20 Jul 2008, 02:06

                                    http://www.appletreeblog.com/wp-content/2008/04/ronald-slap.jpg

                                    http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                                      remus
                                      last edited by 20 Jul 2008, 05:54

                                      That was a proper πŸ˜†

                                      http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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                                        Stinkie
                                        last edited by 20 Jul 2008, 06:03

                                        @remus said:

                                        When you sya super render computer i take it you mean render farm rather than a pimped out beast machine?

                                        No, I mean Super Render Computer: http://helmer.sfe.se/

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                                          remus
                                          last edited by 20 Jul 2008, 06:15

                                          Is that just a render farm but squeezed in to a single tower?

                                          oooh, and this looks good: http://helmer2.sfe.se/

                                          I hope he gets round to doing that one, although ive got a feeling its going to be pretty pricey if he builds as he describes, gonna have 24 9800 cards...

                                          http://remusrendering.wordpress.com/

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