A Fun Little Game, Part the Third
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Granted, you are off tonight. However for the next 27 days you have to work 18 hours a day or you are fired.
I wish the house cleaning would just do itself.
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Granted...but then ur wife will ask u to go shopping more than usuall u do.
I wish to be perfect..
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granted, but now you are so perfect that no one likes you
i wish i had a new groovy haircut
pav
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Granted. You now have a mullet. Yeah baby!
I wish I hadn't worked 'til 1 AM!!!!!!!
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granted, but when you went to bed you missed the bus full of strippers and beer what pulled up outside your house in need of a place to hold their annual "get topless and get drunk" party.
i wish the afformentioned party existed and that i had an invite
pav
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Granted, but the strippers are all overwieght men, and they like your mullet.
I wish the architects here, if they are going to do traditional architecture, would learn to get the details correct.
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Granted but they only get one job per year and you are left to cut mullets and shave overweight male strippers for money.
I wish the contractors were finished at my house.
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Granted, but they didnt finished the work. They just decided theyd finished and left.
I wish i didnt have to take art to apply for architecture at uni.
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Granted, but now your revision clouds wont look nearly as realistic.
I wish I had a car.
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Granted, but its missing wheels.
I wish college would be over (only 3 more days!)
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Granted, but the most important test was the 2nd to last day and now u failed the whole year and have to do the course all over again.
I wish i wuz 18 so i could drive
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Granted, but you start to prematurely turn in to an overweight middle aged man with a 1st class mullet.
I wish i could render like a king.
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You can. Your rendering skills are equal to King Henry VIII.
I wish my head cold were gone right now.
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Granted, but now you have a terrible fever and now ur in the hospital.
I wish i could fly -
Granted, but you have to do it with your eyes shut.
I wish i could juggle 5 consistently and not feel like a cop out because i gained the skill overnight.
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granted, but now you are such an amazing jugler that every one is a fan of you and you have no time to yourself.
i wish my computer would have more memory and RAM so i could start rendering again.
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Granted, but it's the HAL 9000, and it keeps addressing you as Dave.
I wish I could afford a long distance vacation right now.
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granted, but you can only stay at a motel in a shady neighbourhood
i wish my full alowance would come sooner.
PS, if my computer was HAL, i would have alot more to worry about than it calling me "Dave"
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Granted, but your only allowed to spend it on male prostitutes and cheap souvenirs.
I wish i didnt have to worry about holiday finance.
p.s. i tink dave was one of the astronauts HAL tried to kill, thus the reference.
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Granted, you no longer have to worry about holiday finances, as holiday has been canceled for you. Starting tomorrow, you work 60 hours a week at McDonalds.
I wish the clock would magically advance three hours right now.
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