A Fun Little Game, Part the Third
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Granted, but your not happy with it.
I wish i had a chance to go and work on my tandem.
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Granted but that would mean you could not be in front of your computer posting on the SCF
I wish my wife were not so stressed about her assignment right now.
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Granted, but shes way too relaxed about everything and wont even get otu of bed in the morning.
I wish i could type properly.
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Granted, but "properly" is now the only word you can type.
I wish all my programs would load themselves into my new computer.
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Granted, but in doing so a load of other programs are installed that are nigh on impossible to get rid of, and seem to randomly suck up all your processing power at inconvenient times.
I wish i could be bothered to do a clean install on my comp.
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Granted, but now Chuck Norris has decided that only he can do clean installs and has roundhoused you computer.
I wish that I wouldn't get sucked into this game again (Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
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granted, but now tou get hooked on crack instead
i wish i weren't so irresistable to women
pav
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granted, but now it gets difficult to hide the fact, that you are gay...
I wish Nintendo Wii had a motion capture body suite...
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granted, but now you can't fit in it
i wish i had a cup of tea in front of me
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Granted, but there is a mouse in the cup.
I wish I could be taller.
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granted, but now you can't fit in the £1m supercar you won in a random prise draw
i wish i were on the beach and not in front of this pc at work
pav
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Granted, but you shouldn't have winked at that big sand kicking bully's girl cause he's bearing down on you!!!!
I wish I had a few bucks to spare.
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Granted, you now have a few male deer, to "spare", whatever is meant by that. Oh yeah, and they are in rut, too.
I wish I didn't have to work at the office tonight (on someone else's project, at that!).
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Granted, you are off tonight. However for the next 27 days you have to work 18 hours a day or you are fired.
I wish the house cleaning would just do itself.
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Granted...but then ur wife will ask u to go shopping more than usuall u do.
I wish to be perfect..
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granted, but now you are so perfect that no one likes you
i wish i had a new groovy haircut
pav
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Granted. You now have a mullet. Yeah baby!
I wish I hadn't worked 'til 1 AM!!!!!!!
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granted, but when you went to bed you missed the bus full of strippers and beer what pulled up outside your house in need of a place to hold their annual "get topless and get drunk" party.
i wish the afformentioned party existed and that i had an invite
pav
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Granted, but the strippers are all overwieght men, and they like your mullet.
I wish the architects here, if they are going to do traditional architecture, would learn to get the details correct.
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Granted but they only get one job per year and you are left to cut mullets and shave overweight male strippers for money.
I wish the contractors were finished at my house.
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