CHUCK NORRIS
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh!t from anybody.
Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility.
Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.
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Chuck Norris can lick his own elbow.
Chuck Norris knows that you are now trying to and failing.
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Chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Apple pays chuck norris 99 cents every time h downloads a song.
There is no ctrl button on chuck norris' keyboard. Chuck norris is always in control.
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Chuck norris doesnt read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits.
Chuck norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.
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And finally chuck norris does maths:
Chuck norris is i.
Chuck norris knows sqrt 2 as a fraction.
Chuck norris can divide by 0.
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Chuck Norris can stop his VHS recorder from blinking 12:00
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Chuck Norris is so hard he can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
Chuck Norris can set fire to ants using a magnifying glass. At night!
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck norris doesnt bowl strikes, he knocks down 1 pin and the other 9 faint.
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No one has successfully made a Chuck Norris component - there aren't any video cards that can handle the awesomeness.
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This is by far the cutest thread in times.
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@daniel said:
No one has successfully made a Chuck Norris component - there aren't any video cards that can handle the awesomeness.
pure brilliance.
Chuck Norris can create NURBS in sketchup
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What happens when you try to find Chuck Norris with a Google search?
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@daniel said:
No one has successfully made a Chuck Norris component - there aren't any video cards that can handle the awesomeness.
a component wouldn't make sense anyway...
just imagine several Chuck Norris instances - that would bust every computer (even deep thought) -
@kwistenbiebel said:
What happens when you try to find Chuck Norris with a Google search?
lets see how long Yahoo and eBay survive
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If Chuck Norris was a component, he would look like this
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Chuck Norris doesn't run with the bulls... he runs with scissors!
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Chuck Norris once had a sparring session with wolverine and ended up losing his right testicle.
You may know it by it's more common name, Jupiter.
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oh and Dylan, i'd be careful, if Chuck Norris sees that (and no doubt he will) then he'll probably roundhouse you.
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I just read that Chuck Norris is a creationist. Not a joke unfortunately, just disappointing.
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