The ultimate cocktail...

jeff jacobs

Cement Mixer

One shot glass of Baileys
A tablespoon or two of lime juice on top. (Do not mix).
Swish around in mouth
Try to swallow.

kdjanz

Jeff that sounds disgusting! An instant mouth full of curds of sour cream - bet you don't do that twice.

Kelly

jeff jacobs

Actually it's not bad. But, it is a fun little surprise for those who don't know what happens when cream and lime juice meet in your mouth.

Ivica Valjak

My is ''Gemist''

take 0,5 l of white vine and 0,5 l mineral water,and dont leave it a second
drink it imidiately
now answer why to drink it imidiatelly? because to get drunk as soon as possible

Gaieus

Ivica, I'm now really convinced that we live quite close to each other!

not registered yet

A little late....but here is my favorite!!

FINLANDIA VODKA + SPRITE (or 7UP)+ LEMON

That's the usual around here...its simply delicious. you drink and drink, and you don't feel anything but a sweet decent flavor in your mouth...but watch out!...after some...its BOOM KO! if you don't take care and let i be....lol

Cheers

poster-Ulises Morales - Joe

boofredlay

Water cooler conversations are much more lively here.

Maggy

Pick the red berry-like fruits from an exotic bush.
Dry them
Peel them.
Toast them.
Mix them with similar fruits from other parts of the globe.
Grind them.
Put the powder in a paper bag.
Use boiling hot water to extract the pitch black juices.
Poor in a ceramic mug.
Add a spoon of a cristalline substance extracted from a beet root or from a bamboo-like grass.
Stir well
Drink it while it's still hot but don't forget to enjoy the fine bouquet

poster-Maggy

boofredlay

Wine vs. Water

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated if
we drink1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E.coli) bacteria found in
feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer
or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember
Water = Poop
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of crap.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a
public service.

Maggy

Eric, if your math would be correct, there would be almost 3 grams of E coli in every liter of water.
Recently the water supply of several towns near Amsterdam were cut off tap water for 2 days because the laboratory had found traces of E coli. I can assure you that these traces were not grams, not even milligrams.
OTOH your intestines need E coli. If you would place a baby in an ultra clean room directly after birth, it would not be able to digest its food.

poster-Maggy

Bill Wilson

Thanks for that bit of info Maggi. "If you would place a baby in an ultra clean room directly after birth, it would not be able to digest its food."
I alway thought that all of this emphasis on cleanliness, antibiotics and sterilizing everything was getting out of hand.