A fun little game.
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Granted. You personally get four more days of six hours each this weekend, equating to one normal full day. In order to maintain the laws of nature, you forfeit 29th February 2008. So your calendar goes out of sync with the rest of the world after that date.
I wish I were Santiago Calatrava.
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Granted, but you soon discover that grass isn't really greener on his side of the fence. Within a week you'll be longing for your old life back. It is afterall your life.
I wish I could learn to type faster...
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Granted but you end up doing all the typing for your friends, family, work colleagues and dirty unwashed student who can't be bothered to do their own papers.
I wish I could own a Tesla car and reduce my carbon footprint at 145mph
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Okay Granted! But to reduce your carbon footprint you move to a tiny cabin far off the grid. Living in your woods your Tesla can't be recharged so you use it as a guest room for when unexpected visitors drop by.
I wish you the best!
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@ross macintosh said:
I wish you the best!
Granted, but by wishing him the best you have reduced the "Carbon Wish" for the rest of us and we are not happy.
I wish I were a better cook.
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Granted but now you have to work for Gordon F-ing Ramsey
I wish that I could be part of S4
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Granted, you are now the right rear tire on an Audi S4.
I wish I knew what Tobobo meant by S4.
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Granted but now we have to kill you.
I wish I did not have to kill you.
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Granted, I was saved by the Secret Society of the Sketchucation Seven who still would not tell me what S4 stood for.
I wish I had an Audi S4, with the carbon footprint of a bicycle.
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Granted. Sorry but to achieve the reduced carbon footprint the engine had to be removed.
I wish the big wind blowing our way would change course. Here's what the weather channel says about it:
@unknownuser said:
SOUTHEASTERLY WINDS GUSTING UP TO 90 KM/H TONIGHT AND SOUTHWESTERLY WINDS GUSTING TO 120 KM/H EARLY SUNDAY.
DANGEROUS POST-TROPICAL STORM NOEL WILL APPROACH NOVA SCOTIA TODAY AND TRACK ACROSS THE BAY OF FUNDY TONIGHT REACHING THE GULF OF ST LAWRENCE SUNDAY MORNING. THE MAIN THREAT WITH THIS STORM WILL BE POTENTIALLY DAMAGING WINDS..HEAVY RAIN AND POUNDING OCEAN WAVES. GUSTY EASTERLY WINDS UP TO 90 KM/H WILL DEVELOP THIS EVENING. WINDS WILL BECOME SOUTHWEST WITH GUSTS AS HIGH AS 120 KM/H SUNDAY MORNING. THESE WINDS COULD LEAD TO DOWNED TREES AND POWER LINES LEADING TO POWER INTERUPTIONS AND CAUSE DAMAGE TO ROOFING AND CLADDING MATERIAL ON SOME HOMES. RAINFALL AMOUNTS OF UP TO 50 MILLIMETRES ARE EXPECTED OVER THE PROVINCE. THE RAIN WILL QUICKLY TAPER OFF SUNDAY MORNING. RAINFALL MAY CAUSE LOCALIZED FLOODING IN PRONE AREAS..ESPECIALLY WHERE LEAF LITTER CLOGS STORM DRAINS. 5-METER WAVES ARE EXPECTED OVER THE GULF WATERS..EROSION OF SOME BEACHES IS LIKELY. HIGH WATER LEVELS ALONG THE NORTHUMBERLAND STRAIT ARE EXPECTED TONIGHT.Five metre waves and 120km/hr winds are not a good thing.
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Granted, at the last minute the big wind changes course. But a bigger wind moves in to fill the void; George Bush visits your community...for a week.
I wish tomorrow's ARE exam would go well.
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Granted. The exams go excellently, for the professor. Who happens to be a sadist interested in pain through grading.
I wish for a good politician.
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Nobody can grant that one but I will try.
Gran... Grant.... Gr... Sorry.I wish the weekend were not over already.
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Granted. You are stuck in a perpetual time loop. It is constantly 11:59 pm.
I wish I understood electrical systems better, enough to take the ARE exam (six down, three to go).
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Granted but now you have been asked to write a very large study guide and you can't used SU ever again.
I wish that I could work for form fonts
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Granted but you are designated to only model every type of grass on the planet.
I wish I would never get another sinus infection as long as I live.
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Too easy, but I see no need to end your life tomorrow. Granted, but your sinuses are permanently blocked and you have no sense of smell or taste.
I wish for some time working with wood rather than pixels.
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Granted, but it's wooden pixels you have to work with.
I wish more people would vote.
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Granted but now G W Bush is now voted Emporer of The United States of Bush and you all have to ask the UK for help.
How the tables have turned!
I wish that I could have a Playstation 3
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@tobobo said:
I wish that I could have a Playstation 3
Granted but you don't get any controllers.
I wish I could have the fastest computer that is currently made.
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