A fun little game.

SchreiberBike · 18 Jan 2008, 23:54

Granted, you are now the right rear tire on an Audi S4.

I wish I knew what Tobobo meant by S4.

boofredlay · 18 Jan 2008, 23:54

Granted but now we have to kill you.

I wish I did not have to kill you.

SchreiberBike · 18 Jan 2008, 23:55

Granted, I was saved by the Secret Society of the Sketchucation Seven who still would not tell me what S4 stood for.

I wish I had an Audi S4, with the carbon footprint of a bicycle.

Ross Macintosh · 18 Jan 2008, 23:55

Granted. Sorry but to achieve the reduced carbon footprint the engine had to be removed.

I wish the big wind blowing our way would change course. Here's what the weather channel says about it:

@unknownuser said:

SOUTHEASTERLY WINDS GUSTING UP TO 90 KM/H TONIGHT AND SOUTHWESTERLY WINDS GUSTING TO 120 KM/H EARLY SUNDAY.
DANGEROUS POST-TROPICAL STORM NOEL WILL APPROACH NOVA SCOTIA TODAY AND TRACK ACROSS THE BAY OF FUNDY TONIGHT REACHING THE GULF OF ST LAWRENCE SUNDAY MORNING. THE MAIN THREAT WITH THIS STORM WILL BE POTENTIALLY DAMAGING WINDS..HEAVY RAIN AND POUNDING OCEAN WAVES. GUSTY EASTERLY WINDS UP TO 90 KM/H WILL DEVELOP THIS EVENING. WINDS WILL BECOME SOUTHWEST WITH GUSTS AS HIGH AS 120 KM/H SUNDAY MORNING. THESE WINDS COULD LEAD TO DOWNED TREES AND POWER LINES LEADING TO POWER INTERUPTIONS AND CAUSE DAMAGE TO ROOFING AND CLADDING MATERIAL ON SOME HOMES. RAINFALL AMOUNTS OF UP TO 50 MILLIMETRES ARE EXPECTED OVER THE PROVINCE. THE RAIN WILL QUICKLY TAPER OFF SUNDAY MORNING. RAINFALL MAY CAUSE LOCALIZED FLOODING IN PRONE AREAS..ESPECIALLY WHERE LEAF LITTER CLOGS STORM DRAINS. 5-METER WAVES ARE EXPECTED OVER THE GULF WATERS..EROSION OF SOME BEACHES IS LIKELY. HIGH WATER LEVELS ALONG THE NORTHUMBERLAND STRAIT ARE EXPECTED TONIGHT.

Five metre waves and 120km/hr winds are not a good thing.

Daniel · 18 Jan 2008, 23:56

Granted, at the last minute the big wind changes course. But a bigger wind moves in to fill the void; George Bush visits your community...for a week.

I wish tomorrow's ARE exam would go well.

SchreiberBike · 18 Jan 2008, 23:58

Granted. The exams go excellently, for the professor. Who happens to be a sadist interested in pain through grading.

I wish for a good politician.

boofredlay · 18 Jan 2008, 23:59

Nobody can grant that one but I will try.
Gran... Grant.... Gr... Sorry.

I wish the weekend were not over already.

Daniel · 18 Jan 2008, 23:59

Granted. You are stuck in a perpetual time loop. It is constantly 11:59 pm.

I wish I understood electrical systems better, enough to take the ARE exam (six down, three to go).

Tobobo · 19 Jan 2008, 00:00

Granted but now you have been asked to write a very large study guide and you can't used SU ever again.

I wish that I could work for form fonts

boofredlay · 19 Jan 2008, 00:01

Granted but you are designated to only model every type of grass on the planet.

I wish I would never get another sinus infection as long as I live.

SchreiberBike · 19 Jan 2008, 00:01

Too easy, but I see no need to end your life tomorrow. Granted, but your sinuses are permanently blocked and you have no sense of smell or taste.

I wish for some time working with wood rather than pixels.

Daniel · 19 Jan 2008, 00:02

Granted, but it's wooden pixels you have to work with.

I wish more people would vote.

Tobobo · 19 Jan 2008, 00:03

Granted but now G W Bush is now voted Emporer of The United States of Bush and you all have to ask the UK for help.

How the tables have turned!

I wish that I could have a Playstation 3

boofredlay · 19 Jan 2008, 00:04

@tobobo said:

I wish that I could have a Playstation 3

Granted but you don't get any controllers.

I wish I could have the fastest computer that is currently made.

jenujacob · 19 Jan 2008, 00:09

granted... but u will die of heartbreak when u find that it is goin to be outdated in 2 weeks...

I wish i had Eric's new Cap!

boofredlay · 19 Jan 2008, 00:13

Granted but it really stinks.

I wish my new computer were not going to be outdated it 2 weeks

guite · 19 Jan 2008, 00:13

Granted. You get a one week extension!!

I wish I knew why Boo's cap stinks so much.

architectboy · 19 Jan 2008, 00:14

Granted, but it's so gross that you faint and forget it.

I wish that Norton wasn't so annoying.

Ross Macintosh · 19 Jan 2008, 00:14

Granted, Norton isn't annoying but everyone else is. Soon you'll be wish'n Norton had continued to be the only annoying thang...

I wish Gaieus would make more postings about things archeological! (Part of the pleasure of visiting here is being exposed to the work of different professions and friends of different cultures).

Regards, Ross

SchreiberBike · 19 Jan 2008, 00:15

Granted, but since Playstation 3 can access the Internet and Emperor Bush has prohibited all technology which threatens him, you are not allowed to use it.

I wish for a viable Presidential Candidate which doesn't scare me.