A fun little game.
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Granted, but as the Monty Python song goes, you have to wear suspenders, high heels, and a bra.
I wish for once I could answer the phone "S_ and Associates. What the hell do you want?!" and get away with it.
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@daniel said:
I wish for once I could answer the phone "S_ and Associates. What the hell do you want?!" and get away with it.
Granted but it is only because tea boy (whatever that is) next to you called.
I wish I did not have to watch what I eat.
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Granted, but now you can't eat at all and have to watch everyone else eat.
I wish my son's soccer team had won their game yesterday
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Granted, but that would mean my son would have lost and I can not let you crush his hopes, dreams and aspirations of being the next Zinedine Zidane (just wanted to give you that little heads up).
I only wish I had a son.
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Granted, but after suffering a crushing defeat from Tinanne's son in soccer, he takes a different career path - he moves to England and becomes a professional office tea boy (whatever that is).
I wish I lived in Hawaii.
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Granted, but you live in an apartment with a professional tea boy (whatever that is).
I wish that everything I didn't like would vanish, and I don't like tea.
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Granted, but tea is very popular with some people, especially in England. When it disappears because of your wish, an angry and thirsty mob of tea drinkers, led by a group of unemployed office tea boys (whatever they are), hunt you down and your never heard from again.
I wish my headcold would clear up.
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Granted, you now have bronchitis.
I wish I had not eaten the fish tonight...(gurgle in stomach).
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Granted.. but you would have to eat the mice from the garage.
I wish that the tea boy (what that is - some young fresh faced graduate, that has to get the hot drinks in the office like tea or coffee.) would not be misunderstood by those Yankees over the pond.
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Granted, we understand now, but we want to know why there is a royal order of the garter. I mean, the society of important people who keep their socks up? What's up with that?
I wish I could understand other cultures.
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Granted but now you don't understand SketchUp anymore.
I wish my house were paid in full.
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Granted, you live in a house worth $2.00 and it's all paid up.
I wish I could carry a tune (without a bucket).
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Granted. You now have an iPod allowing you to transport many tunes.
I wish I could ride Mike Lucey's new three-wheeled motorcycle thingie.
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Granted. I just asked him and he said you (Ross) are most welcome so long as you pay all expenses for his visit to Canada together with his three-wheeled motorcycle thingie, by first class return flight.
I wish my story telling fun game thread is as popular as this thread.
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Granted. but now the server is only able to hold those two threads and Gaieus and the mods have to come round and kick your (well you get the idea)
I wish that i could have the radio on in the office
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Granted, but so can everyone else and you can't hear your own radio or even hear yourself think.
I wish I could travel more. (Finland looks so cool.)
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Granted. You'll be here in mid/late November. Nice if you love darkness and sleet. Cool too (temperatures around zero Celsius)
I wish we always had summer.
Anssi
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Granted, but that means Christmas will never arrive, and millions of children around the world will be disappointed. That wasn't very nice of you.
I wish my house had a third bedroom.
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Granted but it is sub-let by your boss.
I wish Tennessee had not lost to Alabama this past weekend.
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Granted, Tennessee did win but you'll have to take my word on it. You and every other Tennessee fan missed the game.
I wish for a mild winter.
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