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      Ross Macintosh
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      Granted, but you will be so fast you'll have trouble stopping.

      I wish Crest would make Sushi-flavored toothpaste.

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        todamgood4U
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        Granted, but Crest goes out of business and everyone blames you.

        I wish my girlfriend didn't want it so much...

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          solo
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          Granted, now she never wants it

          I wish there were more girls like your girlfriend

          http://www.solos-art.com

          If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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            Gaieus
            last edited by

            Granted but then all would be lesbians (soorry girls 😄 )

            I wish there weren't bugs in SU

            Gai...

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              tomsdesk
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              Granted...but they just grew into something called "censored"!

              I wish my cat's breath didn't smell like Ross' Crest.

              http://www.tomsdesk.moonfruit.com/
              2.5D Trees & Shrubs!

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                SchreiberBike
                last edited by

                Granted. Now you like your cat's breath and can't get enough.

                I wish for a maid.

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                  linea
                  last edited by

                  granted but the maid is a cross dressing 40 stone former docker called Ray, who is clumsy and breaks stuff.

                  I wish I could find the true sole of the internet. Is it just porn and this forum?

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                    baz
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                    Granted, Hugh Hefner has just bought Sketchup. He plans to release SU version 6.9 very soon, probably prematurely.

                    I wish my back would stop hurting.

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                      Daniel
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                      Granted. The cure is removal of your spine. You are now a human slinky.

                      I wish all my clients have unlimited budgets and give me complete design freedom.

                      My avatar is an anachronism.

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                        boofredlay
                        last edited by

                        Granted but all your designs look like a Dr. Seuss nightmare and all your clients live in Antarctica.

                        I wish I never had to wash my truck again.

                        http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                          Daniel
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                          Granted. Congratulations, you are now in the Guiness Book of World Records for having the World's dirtiest truck.

                          I wish I would win all the world-wide architectural awards for my "poetic and inspiring" Doctor Suess architecture in Antarctica.

                          My avatar is an anachronism.

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                            boofredlay
                            last edited by

                            Granted but Dr. Seuss' estate sues you and you are completely discredited around the world.

                            I wish I had a degree in Architecture.

                            http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                              Daniel
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                              Granted, but it is from the University of Antarctica, which is in one of my Dr. Suess buildings and isn't accredited.

                              I wish there really was such a thing as a holodeck, and I could hook SU to it.

                              My avatar is an anachronism.

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                                tinanne
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                                Granted... but since I don't know what Holodeck is, you are out of luck

                                I wish I could create animations like Paul.

                                Executive Director : American Society of Architectural Illustrators
                                AIP 30 Competition opens soon. ASAI.org

                                Architectural Rendering

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                                  Daniel
                                  last edited by

                                  Granted. All your animations are of a man who looks like Paul

                                  I wish I could stop wondering over to sketchucation and concentrate on my work more.

                                  My avatar is an anachronism.

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                                    boofredlay
                                    last edited by

                                    Granted, now you are employed by Sketchucation.

                                    I wish I could invent "The next big thing".

                                    http://www.coroflot.com/boofredlay

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                                      architectboy
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                                      Granted but it is work related and your boss takes all the credit, giving none of the $15,000,000 of profit from it to you.

                                      I wish that I was better a tennis.

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                                        solo
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                                        granted, your increase in tennis skills is directly proportionate to your decrease in SU skills.

                                        I wish i thought of this game...

                                        http://www.solos-art.com

                                        If you see a toilet in your dreams do not use it.

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                                          todamgood4U
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                                          Granted, but then it would only be played by you (solo).

                                          I wish we had better/more smileys.

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                                            tomsdesk
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                                            Granted...but then next year we'd all be coming afteryou hoping to make it stop.

                                            I wish I'd invested the money I drank away in my youth.

                                            http://www.tomsdesk.moonfruit.com/
                                            2.5D Trees & Shrubs!

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