A fun little game.

[todamgood4U]

Granted, but all you had to eat was a pea and a crouton.

I wish it were lunch, I'm starving...

[architectboy]

Granted, you can't do anything else until you eat these 10 sardine sandwiches from the year 2004.

I wish that I had unlimited wishes with no drawbacks, strings attached, downsides, etc.

[tomsdesk]

Granted...but you are dreaming.

I wish to have "dreams" again.

[boofredlay]

Granted... 18 months.

I wish I could work out of my home half of the week and still get paid my current salary.

[architectboy]

Granted, your office is now just out of your home, in the yard, with thunderstorms.

I wish that I had a holograph projector that I can interactively model things with.

[boofredlay]

Granted but it has a personality and it hates you.

I wish I had 2 more kids.

[Daniel]

Granted, you have twins but you give birth to them, not your wife.

I wish I were independently wealthy.

[Ross Macintosh]

Granted, but everyone else is 'more' wealthy so you still feel poor.

I wish I could understand why the Boo wants more kids.

[solo]

Granted, you get a copy of 'lord of the flies'

I wish i knew how long this thread will last.

[architectboy]

Granted, forever, and you now can think of nothing else besides this thread.

I wish I could program my script faster.

[Ross Macintosh]

Granted, but you will be so fast you'll have trouble stopping.

I wish Crest would make Sushi-flavored toothpaste.

[todamgood4U]

Granted, but Crest goes out of business and everyone blames you.

I wish my girlfriend didn't want it so much...

[solo]

Granted, now she never wants it

I wish there were more girls like your girlfriend

[Gaieus]

Granted but then all would be lesbians (soorry girls )

I wish there weren't bugs in SU

[tomsdesk]

Granted...but they just grew into something called "censored"!

I wish my cat's breath didn't smell like Ross' Crest.

[SchreiberBike]

Granted. Now you like your cat's breath and can't get enough.

I wish for a maid.

[linea]

granted but the maid is a cross dressing 40 stone former docker called Ray, who is clumsy and breaks stuff.

I wish I could find the true sole of the internet. Is it just porn and this forum?

[baz]

Granted, Hugh Hefner has just bought Sketchup. He plans to release SU version 6.9 very soon, probably prematurely.

I wish my back would stop hurting.

[Daniel]

Granted. The cure is removal of your spine. You are now a human slinky.

I wish all my clients have unlimited budgets and give me complete design freedom.

[boofredlay]

Granted but all your designs look like a Dr. Seuss nightmare and all your clients live in Antarctica.

I wish I never had to wash my truck again.