A fun little game.
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Granted...pity you incinerate before finishing your wish.
I wish for world peace.
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Granted but I misheard and grant you a world of peas
I wish I was in a band
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Granted, but the rubber bands are cutting off your circulation.
I wish I weren't tone deaf.
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Granted but the rest of the world now is.
I wish I had a new stapler.
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Granted, but due to a Baloon accident you go missing and never found..
I wish I could address all my wishes to a genie and not a computer.
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Granted but the postal service returns them as undeliverable.
I wish I had another beer.
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Mee too...
(well, that was off-topic)
So here're my "real" lines:
Granted but it's Coors Light (like making love in a canoe...)
I wish winter was something like last year (here at least)
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Granted, but it will always be winter.
I wish I had x-ray vision.
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Granted, but you have to wear lead goggles.
I wish you would grow a third eye in the middle of your forehead.
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Granted...wow!!! I granted your wish for me, and it has night vision, thank you, thank you....
I wish you had another case of beers....
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Granted, but you'll have to keep me in beer for the rest of my life.
I wish this game was real.
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Granted... um, where'd the staples go, and why are you covered in peas?
I wish that they would make giant 3d printers that you can make houses and working cars with.
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Granted but they are operated by giants who eventually take over the world and put all of us in terrariums.
I wish I were asleep.
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Granted but in your dreams you are increadibly tired and every time you yawn 3 dirty hampsters come out of your mouth, fall on the floor and try to bite your toes.
I wish my problem client would see a therapist and deal with all her issues and then she would just go away...
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Granted but you are the therapist and your couch is set up in a public place
I wish I had a robot draughtsman to deal with the work I've been putting off.
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Granted but then it (her?) would get the money for the work as well.
I wish I won the lottery
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Granted, but you lost the ticket and I found it.
I wish i had a ride to cash this sucker in.
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Granted but then you will be riding a donkey and arrive ten minutes late for cashing it.
I wish I didn't have so much to translate here in the office today...
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granted, instead you will be helping me cart all my cash home in a wheelbarrow (deadline for the lottery is longer than 10 minutes)
I wish I was as good as you guys with SU.
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Granted but it will take ages for you (like for us
)I wish it was already 4 in the afternoon so that I can go to my "real" Corner Bar!
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